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    Grand Jury Shrugs: No Charges for Kyle Carruth in Shooting Death of Chad Read News

    Grand Jury Shrugs: No Charges for Kyle Carruth in Shooting Death of Chad Read

    After months of legal drama, viral video footage, and enough sealed divorce records to make…
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    lubbock-sucksMarch 31, 2022
    Syphilis Up 300% in Lubbock — Congrats, We’re Going Viral the Old-Fashioned Way News

    Syphilis Up 300% in Lubbock — Congrats, We’re Going Viral the Old-Fashioned Way

    The Lubbock Health Department says syphilis cases have exploded — and not in a fun…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 31, 2022
    Lubbock Dentist Gets 30 Years for Child Porn and Abuse — Defense Attorney Plays “Faith-Based Forgiveness” Card News

    Lubbock Dentist Gets 30 Years for Child Porn and Abuse — Defense Attorney Plays “Faith-Based Forgiveness” Card

    Former Lubbock dentist Jason White, once a trusted community figure, is now serving a 30-year…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 6, 2022
    Lubbock Climbs the Charts: Now the Third Most Dangerous City in America! News

    Lubbock Climbs the Charts: Now the Third Most Dangerous City in America!

    Congrats, Lubbock — we’ve officially landed bronze in the nationwide “most dangerous cities” competition, according…
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    lubbock-sucksAugust 13, 2021
    Lubbock Declares Itself a “Sanctuary City for the Unborn,” Gets Sued Because… Of Course It Did News

    Lubbock Declares Itself a “Sanctuary City for the Unborn,” Gets Sued Because… Of Course It Did

    In the latest episode of “Lubbock makes national news for the worst reasons,” voters passed…
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    lubbock-sucksMay 19, 2021
    Visitors read the history and storm path map inscribed on the curved black granite wall of the Lubbock tornado memorial, honoring the victims and survivors of the 1970 F5 tornado.
    Lubbock Finally Builds Tornado Memorial, Only Took Half a Century News

    Lubbock Finally Builds Tornado Memorial, Only Took Half a Century

    Fifty-one years after an F5 tornado flattened huge swaths of Lubbock, the city has finally…
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    lubbock-sucksMay 11, 2021
    Racist white pride flyer with swastika distributed in Lubbock condemned by mayor and GOP chairman.
    White Pride Flyers Hit Lubbock Driveways, Officials Suddenly Remember Racism Is Bad News

    White Pride Flyers Hit Lubbock Driveways, Officials Suddenly Remember Racism Is Bad

    Overnight, someone scattered “white pride worldwide” flyers complete with a swastika across north and northwest…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 3, 2020
    Lubbock Crowned King of Boredom — Texas Edition (and Apparently America’s Too) News

    Lubbock Crowned King of Boredom — Texas Edition (and Apparently America’s Too)

    Congratulations, Lubbock! Not only are we dangerous, we’re also boring. According to a ranking no…
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    lubbock-sucksJune 4, 2014
    Congrats, Lubbock — We’re Officially Scarier Than Most of America News

    Congrats, Lubbock — We’re Officially Scarier Than Most of America

    Forbes decided to crush Lubbock’s civic pride by ranking us the sixth most dangerous city…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 5, 2011
    Lubbock Debates the Obvious: Should Adults Be Allowed to Buy Beer in 2009? News

    Lubbock Debates the Obvious: Should Adults Be Allowed to Buy Beer in 2009?

    For decades, Lubbock was the biggest “dry” city in Texas, where picking up a six-pack…
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    lubbock-sucksMay 8, 2009
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