Federal court records show 20-year-old Noel Jesus Aguilar pleaded guilty to Enticement of a Minor after targeting a 13-year-old girl in Ralls. The guy went full “Dateline Predator” in May 2025—chatting with her online, sending explicit messages, and even sneaking into her house while her family was asleep. Shockingly, Mom and Sis weren’t thrilled to find a random 20-year-old in their daughter’s bed, so Aguilar bolted.
But instead of taking this as a sign from the universe to quit being a creep, Aguilar doubled down. From Kansas, he sent the teen messages like, “No one will find you” and “I’ll kill a cop if I have to.” Because nothing says “I’m a responsible adult” like planning interstate kidnapping while also threatening law enforcement over Snapchat.
Luckily, the Crosby County Sheriff’s Office wasn’t about to let “Kansas Casanova” roll into Ralls unchecked. They ran a sting with Mom posing as her daughter, lured him back into town, and arrested him the moment he showed up. Now Aguilar faces up to life in prison if the plea sticks.
If your “romantic plan” involves a red truck, a fake identity, and threats to murder cops, maybe what you really need isn’t a girlfriend—it’s a lifetime supply of prison jumpsuits.
