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    A female teacher sits in a chair reading a book to a diverse group of elementary students seated on a colorful solar system rug in a classroom. A projector screen behind her displays "Read Aloud Expectations," including "Eyes on the teacher," "Heads up," and "Voices off."
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    Texas Finally Launches the ‘Public School Hunger Games’—May the Vouchers Be Ever in Your Wealthy Favor

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    TEA to Schools: Keep the Kids in Their Desks or We’re Taking the Keys

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    Tech Students Play Fun New Game of “Redact the Syllabus” as Chancellor Creighton Fixes Problems That Didn’t Exist

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    The Water Treatment Plant: Now Serving Goose Gravy?

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    Tech Health Sciences Center Discovers “Open Inquiry” Is Bad for the Brand (And the Budget)

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    Jesus, Take the Red Pen: Texas Education Agency Finds 4,200 ‘Oopsies’ in Bible-Heavy Curriculum News

    Jesus, Take the Red Pen: Texas Education Agency Finds 4,200 ‘Oopsies’ in Bible-Heavy Curriculum

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    Lubbock’s Favorite Informant/Entrepreneur Snags 12 Years of Government-Funded Housing

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