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James Talarico Has $72 Million and a Lead in the Polls, Which Means Texas Democrats Are Ready to Break Your Heart Again
Texas Democrats have found their newest shiny hero to shower with eye-watering piles of money right before the inevitable November heartbreak. State Representative James Talarico…
Dan Patrick Demands More Jesus in Public Life, Because Mandatory School Chaplains Apparently Weren’t Enough
Just when you thought the State of Texas couldn’t possibly cram any more fundamentalism into…
West Texas Criminal Geniuses Transport Two Pounds of Coke, Forget to Attach License Plate
Nothing quite says “high-stakes cartel mastermind” like rolling down South Bryan Avenue in Dawson County…
Flunking the Test, Passing the Vibe Check: Texas Welcomes Conservative College Entrance Exam That Can’t Predict College Success
Texas higher education officials have officially decided that predictive data is wildly overrated. Higher Education…
Warning Shots, “Magical” Guns, and Unsolved Murders: Just Another Quiet Week in Hub City
Over on East Auburn Street, 65-year-old Robert Kinney gave us all a masterclass in West…
2 A.M. at the Avenue Q Baymont: Where ‘DLock’ and a Mystery Reflective Weapon Qualify as West Texas Hospitality
Ah, Avenue Q at 1:50 in the morning—truly the crown jewel of Lubbock nightlife. Officers…
Flesh-Eating Screwworms Be Damned: Texas Demands Its Mexican Cattle Back!
Just when you thought living on the High Plains couldn’t get any more glamorous, the…
Texas Threatens to Strip Teacher Pay Raises Unless National Credential Group Scrubs ‘DEI’
Great news, Texas taxpayers! State officials have finally identified the real crisis threatening our schools:…
Lubbock City Council Realizes Math Is Hard, Delays Civic Center Vote Until 2027
In a shocking turn of events that surprised absolutely nobody, our visionary leaders on the…
Welcome to Galaxy Stadium: Texas Tech Pawns Football Tradition to a Water-Guzzling Crypto Mine
It’s the end of an era, folks. RIP Jones AT&T Stadium. Welcome to “Galaxy Stadium,”…