Elections
Texas GOP Achieves 100% Pure Sycophancy Just as Voters Realize Trump Didn’t Fix Their Grocery Bills
Welcome to Texas, where the only thing inflating faster than the price of a gallon of milk is the required level of absolute, unblinking devotion…
Texas GOP Swiftly Deletes Its Memory Because Principles Don’t Win Senate Seats
Ken Paxton absolutely demolished establishment favorite John Cornyn by nearly 30 percentage points in the…
Runoff Reality Check: Lubbock Welcomes Our New Overlords Chosen By Seven Whole Voters
Well, another primary runoff election is in the books, and to the surprise of absolutely…
Go Pick Your Favorite Multi-Millionaire at the Sutherlands Lighting Section: The 2026 Runoffs Are Here!
It’s Tuesday, May 26, and the 2026 Joint Primary Runoffs are officially here to drag…
Lubbock Mayor’s Endorsed Congressional Candidate Proves “Biblical Values” Usually Involve Grindr Receipts
Remember back in February when our freshly re-elected Mayor, Mark “No Pride Proclamations in My…
Choose Your Flavor of Chaos: Paxton Leads Cornyn as the Texas GOP Tries to Out-GOP Itself
Just when you thought Texas politics couldn’t get any more exhausting, the latest University of…
Texas GOP Claims Victory for “Equality” (By Making Sure Your Vote Matters Even Less)
The Supreme Court finally gave the Texas GOP the permission slip they’ve been begging for.…
Silence is Golden: KFYO’s Resident Loudspeaker Finally Hits Mute
In a shocking turn of events for anyone who thought yelling into a vacuum was…
Lubbock Early Voting Hits 10-Year Low: Local Democracy Officially Less Popular Than a Dust Storm
Lubbock County just recorded its lowest early voting turnout for a May election since 2014.…
The “Big Beautiful Map” is Here to Stay, Because Who Needs Competitive Elections Anyway?
Well, color me shocked. The U.S. Supreme Court just officially cleared Texas’ newly redrawn congressional…