Politics
Pissing Away Unity: Texas GOP Welcomes a Urinating Elephant and Boos Lubbock’s Own Dustin Burrows
Governor Greg Abbott wrapped up his convention speech in Houston by promising to “demolish” the opposition, promising a “larger than life surprise” to rally the…
Texas Tech and Ken Paxton Team Up to Prove Football is More Important Than Minor Things Like ‘The Law’
Only in Lubbock could a quarterback transfer in, get caught illegally wiring $90,000 out-of-state to…
Shocking Twist: Abbott Discovers ‘Regulation’ Isn’t a Dirty Word Now That AI Data Centers Are Set to Melt the Grid
Well, feather my nest and call me a prairie dog, because the unthinkable has happened.…
State Government Genius: Punishing Small Towns for Being Too Broke to Prove They’re Broke
Leave it to our brilliant lawmakers in Austin to cook up a bureaucratic paradox straight…
Texas GOP Achieves 100% Pure Sycophancy Just as Voters Realize Trump Didn’t Fix Their Grocery Bills
Welcome to Texas, where the only thing inflating faster than the price of a gallon…
Texas GOP Swiftly Deletes Its Memory Because Principles Don’t Win Senate Seats
Ken Paxton absolutely demolished establishment favorite John Cornyn by nearly 30 percentage points in the…
Runoff Reality Check: Lubbock Welcomes Our New Overlords Chosen By Seven Whole Voters
Well, another primary runoff election is in the books, and to the surprise of absolutely…
Go Pick Your Favorite Multi-Millionaire at the Sutherlands Lighting Section: The 2026 Runoffs Are Here!
It’s Tuesday, May 26, and the 2026 Joint Primary Runoffs are officially here to drag…
Lubbock Mayor’s Endorsed Congressional Candidate Proves “Biblical Values” Usually Involve Grindr Receipts
Remember back in February when our freshly re-elected Mayor, Mark “No Pride Proclamations in My…
Awkward: John Cornyn Comes to Lubbock for a Photo-Op, Leaves with a Dagger in His Back
U.S. Senator John Cornyn rolled into West Texas on Tuesday for what should have been…