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A massive industrial pipe spewing Shallowater’s premium, uranium-enriched tap water into a murky reservoir, because apparently, kidney health is just a suggestion.
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Shallowater: Come for the Small-Town Charm, Stay for the Radioactive Kidney Failure

Our neighbors in Shallowater just got some glowing news from the Texas Commission on Environmental…

April 3, 2026
A wide view of the 2400 block of East 8th Street in Lubbock, showcasing the charming mix of cracked pavement, chain-link fences, and the exact spot where a morning walk becomes a high-stakes survival game.
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East Lubbock Hospitality: Now Featuring Free Dental Exams (From Stray Dogs)

Nothing says “Good morning, Hub City” quite like an 8:00 AM cardio session involving a…

April 3, 2026
A 3D digital rendering of several COVID-19 virus particles with red protein spikes floating in a dark, particle-filled void—strikingly similar to the average air quality in Lubbock during a late-March dust storm.
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Lubbock’s “Cicada” Strategy: If We Don’t Test the Poop, the Virus Doesn’t Exist

The CDC is sounding the alarm on yet another variant, BA.3.2, nicknamed “Cicada.” While the…

March 27, 2026
The exterior of the Texas Tech Physicians Medical Pavilion in Lubbock, Texas, featuring a sleek glass tower with a blue DNA double helix design that serves as a beautiful reminder of exactly whose genetic code will be used to collateralize your new medical debt.
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Texas Tech Physicians and UnitedHealthcare Embark on Multi-Million Dollar Game of Chicken with Your Health

In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever tried to navigate the…

March 23, 2026
A brightly lit convenience store shelf packed with colorful candy bars and sodas that are now off-limits for SNAP recipients.
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Let Them Eat Kale: Texas Solves Poverty by Banning Snickers Bars

Because living in Lubbock wasn’t already enough of a thrill, Governor Abbott and his band…

March 18, 2026
A 3D digital rendering of several COVID-19 virus particles with red protein spikes floating in a dark, particle-filled void—strikingly similar to the average air quality in Lubbock during a late-March dust storm.
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Lubbock: Finally a “Blue” Stronghold (But Only on the COVID Maps)

Well, look at us. While the rest of the South Plains looks like a ghost…

March 16, 2026
Lubbock, Texas skyline featuring mid-rise buildings, a prominent hotel, and surrounding residential areas during twilight with a highway and traffic in the foreground.
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Lubbock: Where Your Paycheck is Fat, but Your Soul is Flat

Oh, joy. Another “study” has come out to tell us what we already feel every…

March 11, 2026
Canadian goose standing alone on a sidewalk in Lubbock, appearing lethargic and unwell amid local avian flu concerns.
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The “Zombie Movie” Prequel Nobody Asked For: Lubbock’s Floating Goose Buffet

According to local rock station FMX, Lubbock has spent the last few months auditioning for…

February 27, 2026
Close-up of a person’s arm with a red, blotchy rash, a common symptom of measles.
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Lubbock Public Health to City: “Don’t Worry, It’s Just a Little Measles”

Good news, everyone! Lubbock’s Public Health department officially has “no concern” about community spread following…

February 27, 2026