Sports
Lubbock Forced to Import Out-of-Town Judge Because Finding a Local Who Doesn’t Worship Tech Football is Impossible
God forbid anything interrupts the holy sacrament of Texas Tech football. Our latest savior under center, transfer quarterback Brendan Sorsby, is currently locked in a…
Tech’s $4 Million Savior QB is Suing the NCAA Because He Couldn’t Stop Betting on Romanian Soccer
Just when Texas Tech fans thought they could finally enjoy something nice—fresh off our first-ever…
Covenant Hospital’s Elite Diagnostic Team Takes Four Days to Realize a Stroking Teenager Isn’t Just High
Welcome to Lubbock, where if a 17-year-old athlete collapses and starts vomiting profusely, our premier…
Lubbock’s Luck Runs Out: Tech’s New QB Hits the Jackpot of NCAA Investigations
Well, it happened again. Just as we were starting to convince ourselves that Texas Tech…
Texas Tech Discovers ‘Sophistication’ Involves Charging 133,000 People a Month’s Rent to Hear ‘Check Yes or No’
Well, “The King” has finally abdicated his throne at Jones AT&T Stadium, leaving behind nothing…
Tech’s $5 Million Messiah Bets the House (and the Season) on a Gambling Addiction
Welcome to Lubbock, the only place on Earth where we can find a literal “Chosen…
Schovanec Finds a New Hobby: Professional Boot Licking for the ‘Save College Sports’ Circus
While the rest of the college sports world is busy rolling its eyes at President…
Lubbock’s Weekend Demolition Derby: Because Who Needs Stop Signs or Physics Anyway?
Welcome back to another edition of Lubbock Sucks, the only place that tracks our city’s…
Red Raider Baseballer Masters the “Curveball” (and the Curb)
Texas Tech freshman Jesse Rusinek decided to kick off the week by adding a little…
Tech’s New QB Learns That ‘Guns Up’ Doesn’t Apply to Paying Your Debts
Welcome to the modern era of college sports, where the playbook has been replaced by…