Sports
Schovanec Finds a New Hobby: Professional Boot Licking for the ‘Save College Sports’ Circus
While the rest of the college sports world is busy rolling its eyes at President Trump’s latest executive order, Texas Tech President Lawrence Schovanec is…
Lubbock’s Weekend Demolition Derby: Because Who Needs Stop Signs or Physics Anyway?
Welcome back to another edition of Lubbock Sucks, the only place that tracks our city’s…
Red Raider Baseballer Masters the “Curveball” (and the Curb)
Texas Tech freshman Jesse Rusinek decided to kick off the week by adding a little…
Tech’s New QB Learns That ‘Guns Up’ Doesn’t Apply to Paying Your Debts
Welcome to the modern era of college sports, where the playbook has been replaced by…
AT&T Finally Realizes Nobody Has Actually Said Their Name Since 2006
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever tried to get a…
Joey McGuire Signs $52M “Forever” Deal, Because Nothing Says Lubbock Like Eternal Football Optimism
Texas Tech has officially decided it has found The One. Head football coach Joey McGuire…
Texas Tech Looks at NIL Rulebook, Decides “Nah, We’re Good”
Texas Tech’s general counsel has advised the university to skip signing a new College Sports…
Red Raider Fans Shell Out Rent Money to Watch Gameday Glory (and Maybe a Touchdown)
Welcome back to big-time college football, where the price of school spirit rivals a month’s…
Tech Bans Tortillas: Lubbock’s Most Sacred Starch Outlawed
Texas Tech has officially banned tortilla throwing at football games — yes, the harmless, paper-thin…
Big 12 Puts a Price Tag on Lubbock’s Flying Tortillas
The Big 12 has decided it’s had enough of Lubbock’s most aerodynamic school spirit tradition.…