Sports
Paramount+ to Showcase Texas Tech’s ‘Relentless Pursuit of Excellence’ (And Impressive Gambling Scandals)
Lubbock is finally getting the Hollywood treatment it so richly deserves. Paramount+ announced they’ve greenlit a four-episode docuseries chronicling the Texas Tech football team’s “transformative”…
NFL Tells Permanently Banned Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby That Even They Have Standards
Ah, Texas Tech football—where our recruitment strategy apparently involves scouring the NCAA’s disciplinary waste bin…
Desperate for Cash, Shallowater ISD Will Let Outside Kids Transfer In—Assuming They Pass the “Shallowater Way” Vibe Check
Well, well, well. Look who comes crawling back to the open market. For the first…
Lubbock’s Finest Hour: Paying a Quarterback Not to Play Football and Calling it “Integrity”
Our beloved Texas Tech Board of Regents Chairman, Cody Campbell, recently sat down for a…
Folded Before the Flop: Tech’s $1 Million Quarterback Flees to the NFL After Burning Down College Football
Leave it to Texas Tech to trigger a multi-state legal war, alienate half the collegiate…
Texas Tech and Ken Paxton Team Up to Prove Football is More Important Than Minor Things Like ‘The Law’
Only in Lubbock could a quarterback transfer in, get caught illegally wiring $90,000 out-of-state to…
Lubbock Judge Rules Betting On Your Own Team Is Just A ‘Healing Journey,’ And Now The Whole Country Hates Us
Welcome to Lubbock, where the ultimate cardinal sin of sports—betting on your own damn team—isn’t…
Game, Set, Match: Lubbock Pauses Tennis Lessons After Shocking Discovery That Free Court Time Doesn’t Balance the Budget
The City of Lubbock has officially pressed pause on all private lessons at the Burgess-Rushing…
Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby Gambles Away His Eligibility, Hires State House Speaker to Argue Betting on Your Own Team is Actually ‘Self-Care’
Texas Tech’s projected savior under center, quarterback Brendan Sorsby, spent his Monday morning in a…
Ted Cruz and Greg Abbott Team Up to Micromanage the Only Two Things Texas Cares About: Football and Affordable Cover-ups
Just when you thought life in Lubbock couldn’t get any more thrilling than watching tumbleweeds…