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A high-angle shot of several head of cattle crowded inside the metal fenced lanes of a Texas auction barn holding pen.
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Canada To Texas Livestock: “Yeah, That’s A Hard No, Eh?” Thanks To Our New Flesh-Eating Parasite Friends

Great news, Texas! We’ve officially become the sketchy neighbor that nobody wants to invite over.…

July 16, 2026
Lubbock City Council members sitting at a large wooden U-shaped table looking at a projector screen during a presentation for the fiscal budget work session.
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Math is Hard: Lubbock City Council Shocked to Learn Police Cars and Asphalt Cost Money

Welcome to another thrilling episode of “How is This City Still Functioning?” The Lubbock City…

July 16, 2026
A crowded row of Lubbock citizens sitting and listening intently during a public meeting inside the Lubbock Memorial Civic Center banquet hall.
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Silicon Prairie or Signs of the Apocalypse? Lubbock Freaks Out Over AI Data Centers

Our visionary city leaders are desperate to turn the Hub City into a tech mecca,…

July 16, 2026
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton speaks at a podium emblazoned with the state seal, surrounded by members of his legal staff during a press conference.
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Thanks For Saving Us From A Raise, Ken: How Paxton’s 100-Lawsuit Binge Kept Texas Proud and Poorer

Remember in 2024 when the federal government threatened to force employers to pay overtime to…

July 15, 2026
A collage of new commercial developments in Lubbock including a Crunch Fitness storefront, a crowded Layne's Chicken Fingers opening, a brick street, and a Valvoline oil change station.
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Groundbreaking Innovation: Lubbock Approves Even More Chicken Fingers and Oil Changes for Q2 2026

The second-quarter commercial permit filings for 2026 are officially in, and to absolutely no one’s…

July 2, 2026
A group of corporate executives and local officials wearing white hard hats use ceremonial shovels during the groundbreaking event for the Aligned Data Centers Project Caprock campus in Abernathy, Texas, with large yellow excavators and an American flag visible in the background.
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Project Caprock is Bringing AI to Abernathy, Because What Our Power Grid Needed Was More Homework

Just what the South Plains needed: more digital infrastructure to power the global supply of…

July 2, 2026
Graphic showing Federal Judge Wesley James Hendrix, the U.S. Department of Labor seal, and the Lubbock Chamber of Commerce logo over a blurred text background reading Final Judgment.
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Victory! Lubbock Chamber of Commerce Saves America From the Absolute Horror of Paying Truck Drivers Fair Wages

A federal judge right here in the Hub City has officially saved the nation from…

June 30, 2026
A extreme close-up of a blowfly perched on a green leaf, representing the New World screwworm threat facing Texas livestock.
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Great News, Lubbock: Flesh-Eating Maggots Are Devouring Texas Cattle, and the Feds Are Fresh Out of Horny Flies

The New World screwworm is officially in Texas, giving West Texas ranchers a horrifying new…

June 24, 2026
An aerial view of the Meta Platforms data center complex under construction on a massive 1,000-acre site in far Northeast El Paso, near the Texas-New Mexico state line. The image shows heavy machinery, cranes, concrete foundations, and a large grid section covered in yellow vapor barrier sheets, captured on March 12, 2026.
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Data Centers Are Coming to Suck Lubbock Dry, But Hey, At Least We Get a Town Hall Meeting!

Well, look who wants to move to the Hub City and drink all our water.…

June 24, 2026