Environment
Canada To Texas Livestock: “Yeah, That’s A Hard No, Eh?” Thanks To Our New Flesh-Eating Parasite Friends
Great news, Texas! We’ve officially become the sketchy neighbor that nobody wants to invite over. Canada has immediately banned virtually all animal exports from the…
Silicon Prairie or Signs of the Apocalypse? Lubbock Freaks Out Over AI Data Centers
Our visionary city leaders are desperate to turn the Hub City into a tech mecca,…
Project Caprock is Bringing AI to Abernathy, Because What Our Power Grid Needed Was More Homework
Just what the South Plains needed: more digital infrastructure to power the global supply of…
Great News, Lubbock: Flesh-Eating Maggots Are Devouring Texas Cattle, and the Feds Are Fresh Out of Horny Flies
The New World screwworm is officially in Texas, giving West Texas ranchers a horrifying new…
Data Centers Are Coming to Suck Lubbock Dry, But Hey, At Least We Get a Town Hall Meeting!
Well, look who wants to move to the Hub City and drink all our water.…
Flesh-Eating Maggots and Horny Flies: Just Another Tuesday in Lubbock
Oh, fantastic. Just what West Texas needed to round out its charm portfolio: flesh-eating maggots.…
Great News, West Texas: Flesh-Eating Maggots Are Here to Ruin Your BBQ
Just when you thought living in West Texas couldn’t get any more dystopian—what with the…
Flesh-Eating Screwworms Have Arrived in West Texas, But Don’t Worry, Experts Say We Have Fly Swatters
Just when you thought living on the South Plains couldn’t get any more glamorous, the…
Shocking Twist: Abbott Discovers ‘Regulation’ Isn’t a Dirty Word Now That AI Data Centers Are Set to Melt the Grid
Well, feather my nest and call me a prairie dog, because the unthinkable has happened.…
Flesh-Eating Maggots Outsmart Texas Bureaucracy in Record Time
It takes a special kind of comedic timing to look completely foolish on a federal…