Education
Raider Power? More Like Raider-Hush: Texas Tech Rebrands as a Very Expensive Trade School
In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has spent more than five minutes in West Texas, the Texas Tech Board of Regents has…
From Ponzi to Ph.D.: Texas Tech Buys Convicted Fraudster’s Mansion for Chancellor
Because living in a regular house is apparently beneath the dignity of someone “leading” our…
Texas Discovers the Secret to Better Education: Giving Your Tax Dollars to Private Schools
The Texas Comptroller just started mailing out the educational equivalent of Willy Wonka’s Golden Tickets,…
Tech Leisure Pool Stays Dry: A Masterclass in Paying for Things You Can’t Use
Just when you thought you might actually escape the West Texas heat without developing a…
Local Man Writes Laws, Hires Self to Enforce Them, Claims He’s Saving the ‘Tech Brand’ from Reality
In the most “Lubbock” move since the last time we paved a road only to…
Texas Tech Chancellor Promises “Efficiency” is the Only Reason He’s Deleting Your Identity
Our very own Chancellor Brandon Creighton—a man who apparently loved the censorship bill he wrote…
New Home ISD Discovers “Life Skills” Includes Navigating a 60-Mile Daily Commute; Feds Unimpressed
Nothing says “Small Town Texas Pride” quite like the federal government showing up at your…
Texas Tech Law: Where “Vibes” Are Illegal and Racial Slurs Are Just “Irrelevant” Background Noise
Welcome to the Texas Tech School of Law, where we’re training the next generation of…
Texas Tech Achieves Peak Innovation by Deleting Decades of Social Progress with a Bot
Chancellor Brandon Creighton (our favorite former state lawmaker turned academic overlord) has finally solved the…
Texas SBOE Solves Literacy Crisis by Deleting Frederick Douglass and Doubling Down on Sunday School
In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has spent more than five minutes…