Education
Dan Patrick Demands More Jesus in Public Life, Because Mandatory School Chaplains Apparently Weren’t Enough
Just when you thought the State of Texas couldn’t possibly cram any more fundamentalism into our daily lives, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick has entered the…
Flunking the Test, Passing the Vibe Check: Texas Welcomes Conservative College Entrance Exam That Can’t Predict College Success
Texas higher education officials have officially decided that predictive data is wildly overrated. Higher Education…
Texas Threatens to Strip Teacher Pay Raises Unless National Credential Group Scrubs ‘DEI’
Great news, Texas taxpayers! State officials have finally identified the real crisis threatening our schools:…
State Leaders Demand 3% Budget Cut Because Apparently a $24 Billion Surplus Just Isn’t Enough
Our very own local golden boy, House Speaker Dustin Burrows, has teamed up with Governor…
Welcome to Texas Tech, Where “Systemic” is a Dirty Word and Reality is Optional
Texas Tech’s brand-new Chancellor, Brandon Creighton, has apparently decided that college students are far too…
Charles Perry Terrified That Lubbock Students Might Accidentally Read a Book
Our heroic State Senator Charles Perry recently graced a Lubbock ISD board meeting to save…
LISD Solves Massive Deficit with Corporate Buzzwords and a Whole 2% Teacher Raise
Our visionary leaders at the Lubbock ISD Board of Trustees met on June 25 to…
Texas Burns $8.4 Million Fixing Holy Textbooks That Are Literally Falling Apart, Because Fiscal Responsibility Is For Losers
God bless the Lone Star State, where our righteous state leaders love to lecture local…
Texas Board of Education Proves Once Again That Reality Is Merely A Suggestion
The Texas State Board of Education just gave preliminary approval to a brand-new curriculum guaranteed…
Desperate for Cash, Shallowater ISD Will Let Outside Kids Transfer In—Assuming They Pass the “Shallowater Way” Vibe Check
Well, well, well. Look who comes crawling back to the open market. For the first…