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    Police lights and utility crews on Slide Road at night after a car chase ended in a crash with a pole and tree in Lubbock.
    Slide Road Closed (Again) After Late-Night “Lubbock 500” Ends in Tree Hugging News

    Slide Road Closed (Again) After Late-Night “Lubbock 500” Ends in Tree Hugging

    Another day, another Lubbock traffic stop that turned into a crash scene. Around 9:43 p.m.…
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    Texas Tech Red Raiders linebacker on the field during a home game as fans and cheerleaders fill the stands in Lubbock, Texas.
    Red Raider Fans Shell Out Rent Money to Watch Gameday Glory (and Maybe a Touchdown) News

    Red Raider Fans Shell Out Rent Money to Watch Gameday Glory (and Maybe a Touchdown)

    Welcome back to big-time college football, where the price of school spirit rivals a month’s…
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    Flashing red and blue lights from a Lubbock Police Department vehicle at night.
    Denied the Bathroom, Denied Humanity: 34th Street Shooting Sums Up Lubbock at 5 A.M. News

    Denied the Bathroom, Denied Humanity: 34th Street Shooting Sums Up Lubbock at 5 A.M.

    Nothing good ever happens at 5 a.m. in Lubbock—especially not in a convenience store parking…
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    lubbock-sucksNovember 3, 2025
    Texas Tech Police vehicles parked on campus amid student concerns after rideshare-related sexual assault reports.
    Trick-or-Treat Crime Spree: Texas Tech’s Week of Burglaries, Booze, and Bad Decisions News

    Trick-or-Treat Crime Spree: Texas Tech’s Week of Burglaries, Booze, and Bad Decisions

    It was another banner week for the Texas Tech Police Department, who apparently decided Halloween…
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    lubbock-sucksNovember 2, 2025
    K9 Arlo, the Lubbock County Sheriff’s Belgian Malinois, lying in a field during training.
    Lubbock Mourns K9 Hero, Still Can’t Train Humans Properly News

    Lubbock Mourns K9 Hero, Still Can’t Train Humans Properly

    Lubbock County is in mourning after K9 Arlo, the sheriff’s office’s oldest working police dog,…
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    lubbock-sucksNovember 1, 2025
    Granite Ten Commandments monument at the Texas State Capitol in Austin, with scaffolding around the dome and a bright blue sky overhead.
    Thou Shalt Not Teach the Constitution: Texas Fights to Hang the Ten Commandments in Every Classroom News

    Thou Shalt Not Teach the Constitution: Texas Fights to Hang the Ten Commandments in Every Classroom

    In the latest episode of “Church Meets State, and State Brings a Hammer,” Texas is…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 31, 2025
    Two South Plains women sit at an outdoor table during a TV interview, discussing how the justice system failed to protect them from domestic violence.
    Judge Lets Serial Abuser Walk—Lubbock Shocked to Learn “Consequences” Optional News

    Judge Lets Serial Abuser Walk—Lubbock Shocked to Learn “Consequences” Optional

    In the latest episode of Lubbock’s Justice System: Who Needs Consequences Anyway?, two women say…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 31, 2025
    The Texas Tech University Administration Building in Lubbock, Texas, viewed from the campus lawn on a sunny day with clear blue skies and tree branches framing the scene.
    Texas Tech Students Discover College Now Costs… a Lot Like Real Life News

    Texas Tech Students Discover College Now Costs… a Lot Like Real Life

    Turns out, going to Texas Tech isn’t just about earning a degree anymore—it’s also a…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 31, 2025
    Exterior of Taco Villa in Lubbock, Texas at night, featuring neon red and blue lights on the stucco building and a glowing retro arrow sign.
    Taco Villa’s New Recipe: Keep the Pennies, Blame the Math News

    Taco Villa’s New Recipe: Keep the Pennies, Blame the Math

    In a move no one asked for but many will definitely notice, Taco Villa has…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 29, 2025
    Vice President JD Vance speaking at a public event, wearing a navy jacket and yellow tie, gesturing with open arms in front of U.S. flags and a podium.
    JD Vance Skips Lubbock—Apparently D.C. Has Fewer Dust Storms News

    JD Vance Skips Lubbock—Apparently D.C. Has Fewer Dust Storms

    Vice President JD Vance was apparently going to grace Lubbock with his presence at the…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 29, 2025
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