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    Mugshot of Joe Lopez with curly hair and neck tattoos in front of a jail booking wall.
    Kidnapping? Gunfire? Car Chase? Lubbock Says: “Okay but what if we just focus on the gun part.” News

    Kidnapping? Gunfire? Car Chase? Lubbock Says: “Okay but what if we just focus on the gun part.”

    Joe Lopez—remember him? The guy who allegedly snatched a woman from a Carriage House motel…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 24, 2025
    Mugshots of Justin Liford and Dava Pound shown side-by-side in connection with a federal child abuse case.
    Lubbock Man Learns the Cloud is Not a Diary — Gets 20 Years for Unspeakable Crimes News

    Lubbock Man Learns the Cloud is Not a Diary — Gets 20 Years for Unspeakable Crimes

    A Lubbock man, 34-year-old Justin Liford, is heading to federal prison for the next two…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 24, 2025
    Photos of Kendrick Kevon Taylor, Lubbock murder suspect added to Texas 10 Most Wanted Fugitive list.
    Most Wanted Lubbock Fugitive Found in Tulsa, Because of Course He Was News

    Most Wanted Lubbock Fugitive Found in Tulsa, Because of Course He Was

    Kendrick “Skrilla” Taylor, the 23-year-old Lubbock murder suspect who made the Texas Top 10 Most…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 23, 2025
    Brandon Creighton speaks at a Turning Point USA rally at Cook’s Garage in Lubbock, Texas, standing at a podium beneath the illuminated Texas Tech sign before a crowd.
    Texas Tech’s New Motto: “Guns Up, Mouths Shut” — The Lone Star State’s War on Higher Ed Hits Its Stride News

    Texas Tech’s New Motto: “Guns Up, Mouths Shut” — The Lone Star State’s War on Higher Ed Hits Its Stride

    Texas Republicans have finally done it — they’ve turned higher education into a political rodeo.…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 23, 2025
    A person holding a cardboard box filled with groceries such as bananas, apples, corn, and bread labeled “SNAP + Fruits & Veggies = Better Nutrition,” symbolizing food assistance and nutrition support in Texas.
    Let Them Eat Nothing: 3.5 Million Texans Face SNAP Cutoff as D.C. Plays Shutdown Chicken News

    Let Them Eat Nothing: 3.5 Million Texans Face SNAP Cutoff as D.C. Plays Shutdown Chicken

    Nothing says “fiscal responsibility” quite like cutting off food for 3.5 million Texans — including…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 23, 2025
    Lubbock County Sheriff and Lubbock Police vehicles parked near the I-27 and 34th Street overpass following a low-speed collision involving a deputy and a bicyclist.
    Deputy Hits Cyclist, Cites Cyclist — Because Lubbock Logic News

    Deputy Hits Cyclist, Cites Cyclist — Because Lubbock Logic

    Ah, Lubbock — where even getting hit by a cop can somehow be your fault.…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 22, 2025
    Texas DPS vehicles, ambulance, and officers at the scene of a two-car accident near the intersection of 50th Street and Chicago Avenue in Lubbock, Texas.
    DPS Trooper Crashes on the Way to Help Catch a Felon — Lubbock Traffic Strikes Again News

    DPS Trooper Crashes on the Way to Help Catch a Felon — Lubbock Traffic Strikes Again

    Apparently, Lubbock wasn’t done with its “officers vs. physics” double feature this week. Fresh off…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 22, 2025
    Exterior of the Lubbock Avalanche-Journal building on Avenue J, showing the newspaper’s brick facade and entrance under a clear Texas sky.
    The Death of Local News: Hedge Funds Bought Your Hometown Paper and Sold It for Parts News

    The Death of Local News: Hedge Funds Bought Your Hometown Paper and Sold It for Parts

    Once upon a time, small-town newspapers were owned by local families who actually cared about…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 21, 2025
    NOAA winter 2025–26 temperature outlook map showing above-average temperatures across Texas and the southern U.S., and below-average temperatures in the Pacific Northwest.
    Lubbock Winter Forecast: Dry, Warm, and Perfect for More Dust News

    Lubbock Winter Forecast: Dry, Warm, and Perfect for More Dust

    NOAA’s latest outlook says La Niña is back—again—and she’s still not bringing rain to Lubbock.…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 21, 2025
    Tortillas flying through the air at Jones AT&T Stadium as Texas Tech fans celebrate kickoff during a home football game.
    Tech Bans Tortillas: Lubbock’s Most Sacred Starch Outlawed News

    Tech Bans Tortillas: Lubbock’s Most Sacred Starch Outlawed

    Texas Tech has officially banned tortilla throwing at football games — yes, the harmless, paper-thin…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 21, 2025
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