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    Rows of yellow helmets and turnout gear hanging in a Lubbock County volunteer fire station, highlighting funding cuts to local fire departments.
    Lubbock County Saves You $2.63 — By Slashing Firefighter Funding in Half News

    Lubbock County Saves You $2.63 — By Slashing Firefighter Funding in Half

    In a heroic act of fiscal responsibility, Lubbock County Commissioners decided that saving homeowners a…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 14, 2025
    Crowd of Texas Tech fans in red filling the stands at Jones AT&T Stadium in Lubbock, Texas, during a home football game.
    Tortillas, Touchdowns, and Throwing Knives: Another Saturday at Jones Stadium News

    Tortillas, Touchdowns, and Throwing Knives: Another Saturday at Jones Stadium

    Only in Lubbock can a college football game escalate from tossing tortillas to tossing knives.…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 14, 2025
    Abuelo’s Files for Bankruptcy, Proves That Even “#1 Mexican Restaurant in America” Can’t Survive Inflation (or Lubbock) News

    Abuelo’s Files for Bankruptcy, Proves That Even “#1 Mexican Restaurant in America” Can’t Survive Inflation (or Lubbock)

    It’s been a rough few years for Abuelo’s, the Lubbock-based Tex-Mex chain that once dreamed…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 13, 2025
    Mugshots of Ronnie Garcia Jr. and Gabriela Esquivel, co-defendants in a Lubbock meth trafficking case involving a prison-based drug operation.
    Lubbock’s Most Productive Inmate: Man Runs 36-Pound Meth Operation From Federal Prison Using Signal News

    Lubbock’s Most Productive Inmate: Man Runs 36-Pound Meth Operation From Federal Prison Using Signal

    Ronnie Garcia Jr., clearly bored with the standard prison library, decided to turn his time…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 13, 2025
    Police officers investigate a fatal hit-and-run at 50th Street and Canton Avenue outside Taqueria Awtlán in Lubbock, with patrol cars and emergency lights illuminating the scene at night.
    Lubbock Police Searching for a Red Malibu and a Conscience News

    Lubbock Police Searching for a Red Malibu and a Conscience

    Lubbock police are looking for a dark red Chevrolet Malibu—made sometime between 2013 and 2015—after…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 13, 2025
    Mugshot of Christopher Martin, the Ohio man indicted for kidnapping a woman in Lubbock, displayed in front of the Lubbock County Detention Center.
    “Missionary” or Madman? Ohio Preacher-Wannabe Indicted After Lubbock Kidnapping Van Tour News

    “Missionary” or Madman? Ohio Preacher-Wannabe Indicted After Lubbock Kidnapping Van Tour

    Christopher Martin, a 41-year-old from Sandusky, Ohio, has officially been indicted on federal kidnapping charges…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 13, 2025
    Mugshot of Leandro Rodriguez Jr. after pleading guilty to federal enticement of a minor charges in Plainview, Texas.
    Plainview Predator Pleads Guilty, But Sure—Let’s Keep Pretending Evil Has a ZIP Code News

    Plainview Predator Pleads Guilty, But Sure—Let’s Keep Pretending Evil Has a ZIP Code

    Leandro Rodriguez Jr. has pleaded guilty to federal charges of Enticement of a Minor after…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 13, 2025
    Mugshot of Alvin Flores, who pleaded guilty to the 2022 murder of Severo “Chevy” Losoya in North Lubbock, overlaid on a crime scene photo with police vehicles and yellow tape.
    Lubbock Man Shoots Over a Slap, Gets 30 Years—Justice Served, Barely News

    Lubbock Man Shoots Over a Slap, Gets 30 Years—Justice Served, Barely

    In one of those stories that feels both tragic and depressingly familiar, 45-year-old Alvin Flores…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 10, 2025
    Lubbock ISD building sign with Texas and American flags flying in the background under a blue sky.
    Lubbock ISD’s “New Policy” Turns Out to Be… Completely Made Up News

    Lubbock ISD’s “New Policy” Turns Out to Be… Completely Made Up

    Well, this is awkward. Lubbock ISD’s Board President Ryan Curry sent out a letter telling…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 10, 2025
    Mugshot of Jeremy Maxfield, former Lubbock High School coach, arrested on charges of sexual assault of a student.
    Lubbock’s “Coach of the Year” in Denial: New Charges, Same Old Story News

    Lubbock’s “Coach of the Year” in Denial: New Charges, Same Old Story

    In the latest round of “Are you kidding me?” news from Lubbock, former Lubbock High…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 9, 2025
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