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    Texas House Speaker Dustin Burrows stands in the state Capitol during a legislative session, facing possible censure under the Texas GOP’s new Rule 44.
    Texas GOP to Hold Its Own Purity Olympics — Lubbock’s Burrows Among the “Not Conservative Enough” Contestants News

    Texas GOP to Hold Its Own Purity Olympics — Lubbock’s Burrows Among the “Not Conservative Enough” Contestants

    The Texas GOP is gearing up for a Saturday showdown in Austin where party leaders…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 8, 2025
    Audience gathered inside Cook’s Garage in South Lubbock for a Turning Point USA rally featuring Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, surrounded by vintage neon signs and political banners.
    Ken Paxton Resurrects in South Lubbock: Turning Point Rally Declares Charlie Kirk the New Jesus News

    Ken Paxton Resurrects in South Lubbock: Turning Point Rally Declares Charlie Kirk the New Jesus

    Nothing says “civil discourse” quite like gathering a few hundred teenagers and homeschoolers in South…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 8, 2025
    Yellow sign on a metal gate reading “The Wildflower Trail is CLOSED due to vandalism and ongoing maintenance” at Lubbock Lake Landmark, with dried wildflowers and grass in the background.
    Wheelchair-Accessible Trail Gets the Lubbock Welcome: Tire Tracks and $10,000 in Damage News

    Wheelchair-Accessible Trail Gets the Lubbock Welcome: Tire Tracks and $10,000 in Damage

    Because nothing says “community spirit” like destroying a public landmark, someone decided to take their…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 8, 2025
    Lubbock ISD building sign with Texas and American flags flying in the background under a blue sky.
    Lubbock ISD Rushes to Assure Everyone the Superintendent’s “Flagged Certificate” Is Totally Fine News

    Lubbock ISD Rushes to Assure Everyone the Superintendent’s “Flagged Certificate” Is Totally Fine

    Lubbock ISD’s Board of Trustees took time out of their busy schedule of self-congratulation to…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 7, 2025
    Texas Tech University administration building with “Tech Thrive” banner in foreground on a sunny day in Lubbock, Texas.
    Texas Tech’s “Two-Gender Tango”: Where Academic Freedom Goes to Die of Bureaucratic Vague-ness News

    Texas Tech’s “Two-Gender Tango”: Where Academic Freedom Goes to Die of Bureaucratic Vague-ness

    In a move that screams “please don’t make us go viral like A&M,” Texas Tech…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 7, 2025
    Texas Tech Athletics unveils the modernized Double T logo for 2026 with classic Red Raider emblems in the background.
    Texas Tech Unveils “Modernized” Double T—Because What They Really Needed Was a New Logo News

    Texas Tech Unveils “Modernized” Double T—Because What They Really Needed Was a New Logo

    Texas Tech Athletics just announced a “new era” for the Red Raiders — not with…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 7, 2025
    Children in a Lubbock daycare classroom playing with colorful magnetic building blocks, highlighting child care shortages across the South Plains.
    South Plains Has 21 “Child Care Deserts” — But Sure, Let’s Keep Cutting Funding News

    South Plains Has 21 “Child Care Deserts” — But Sure, Let’s Keep Cutting Funding

    According to a new report from Children at Risk, the South Plains is running out…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 7, 2025
    Lubbock Police Department Mounted Patrol horses standing beside their white police trailer labeled “Police Patrol Horses” in a parking lot.
    Lubbock’s Newest Drug Dog Is a Horse — and Apparently, It Works News

    Lubbock’s Newest Drug Dog Is a Horse — and Apparently, It Works

    In yet another “only in Lubbock” moment, a man was arrested after believing an LPD…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 7, 2025
    Mugshot of Milton Melgar-Cruz after arrest in Lubbock for aggravated assault and firing a gun at group including a victim holding a baby.
    Lubbock Man Decides the Best Time for Target Practice Is When Someone’s Holding a Baby News

    Lubbock Man Decides the Best Time for Target Practice Is When Someone’s Holding a Baby

    Another weekend in Lubbock, another “what the hell” headline. Police say 21-year-old Milton Melgar-Cruz spent…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 7, 2025
    Two Lubbock Police SUVs parked outside the Executive Inn as officers speak with people near the boarded-up building under a bright green sign.
    The Executive Inn Checks Out: Crime Wins, Guests Lose, and the City Pretends It’s Not Involved News

    The Executive Inn Checks Out: Crime Wins, Guests Lose, and the City Pretends It’s Not Involved

    The Executive Inn—Lubbock’s favorite one-stop shop for overdoses, robberies, and SWAT visits—is finally calling it…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 6, 2025
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