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    Mugshot of Patrick Bradley, the Lubbock man charged with murder and additional aggravated assault and robbery charges.
    Mask Up or Else: Lubbock Murder Suspect Keeps Adding Charges Like It’s a Rewards Program News

    Mask Up or Else: Lubbock Murder Suspect Keeps Adding Charges Like It’s a Rewards Program

    Patrick Bradley, 53, already sitting in the Lubbock County Detention Center on a murder charge…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 18, 2025
    Jodey Arrington seated in a Lubbock TV studio wearing a blue blazer with an American flag lapel pin, smiling in front of a blurred newsroom backdrop.
    Anonymous, Unaccountable, and Apparently Above the Law: ICE Gets a Blank Check from Jodey Arrington News

    Anonymous, Unaccountable, and Apparently Above the Law: ICE Gets a Blank Check from Jodey Arrington

    Let’s drop the polite press-release tone and talk about what’s actually happening here. Across the…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 17, 2025
    Mennonite congregation gathered inside a church in Seminole, Texas, during the 2025 measles outbreak that drew national attention to low vaccination rates in West Texas.
    Cod Liver Oil vs. Reality: How West Texas Helped Bring Measles Back Like It’s 1958 News

    Cod Liver Oil vs. Reality: How West Texas Helped Bring Measles Back Like It’s 1958

    In case you missed it, West Texas just starred in the nation’s largest measles outbreak…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 17, 2025
    Texas Tech head coach Joey McGuire lifts the Big 12 championship trophy during a Red Raiders football celebration.
    Joey McGuire Signs $52M “Forever” Deal, Because Nothing Says Lubbock Like Eternal Football Optimism News

    Joey McGuire Signs $52M “Forever” Deal, Because Nothing Says Lubbock Like Eternal Football Optimism

    Texas Tech has officially decided it has found The One. Head football coach Joey McGuire…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 17, 2025
    A large flock of white geese flying together across a cloudy sky, illustrating migratory birds linked to recent avian flu concerns in Lubbock.
    Brownfield Explains Bird Flu Like Grownups, While Lubbock Still Pretends Geese Are a Vibe News

    Brownfield Explains Bird Flu Like Grownups, While Lubbock Still Pretends Geese Are a Vibe

    Over in Brownfield—yes, that Brownfield—the city noticed something unusual: sick geese. Instead of shrugging and…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 16, 2025
    A large flock of white geese flying together across a cloudy sky, illustrating migratory birds linked to recent avian flu concerns in Lubbock.
    Birds Are Literally Dying in Lubbock Parks, but Don’t Worry—The City’s Busy Posting About Whooping Cough News

    Birds Are Literally Dying in Lubbock Parks, but Don’t Worry—The City’s Busy Posting About Whooping Cough

    While residents are flooding Facebook with reports of geese twitching, spinning, and dying en masse…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 16, 2025
    Exterior of Cafe J on 19th Street in Lubbock, a longtime restaurant and bar across from Texas Tech University before its closure and redevelopment.
    Raise a Martini: Lubbock Trades a 100-Year-Old Landmark for Another Student Housing Box News

    Raise a Martini: Lubbock Trades a 100-Year-Old Landmark for Another Student Housing Box

    Cafe J — the longtime restaurant and bar across from Texas Tech where martinis flowed…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 16, 2025
    Austin Hughes, owner of Thunder Sun Homes, smiling in a suit while standing against a brick wall in Lubbock, Texas.
    Thunder Sun’s Bankruptcy Gets Tossed Again, Because Apparently the First Red Flags Weren’t Red Enough News

    Thunder Sun’s Bankruptcy Gets Tossed Again, Because Apparently the First Red Flags Weren’t Red Enough

    In a move that shocked absolutely no one who’s been paying attention, a federal judge…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 16, 2025
    West Texas singer-songwriter Joe Ely performs live on stage, playing an acoustic guitar under blue stage lights.
    Lubbock Loses Joe Ely, Briefly Remembers He Was Ours All Along News

    Lubbock Loses Joe Ely, Briefly Remembers He Was Ours All Along

    Joe Ely, one of the most influential musicians ever to come out of West Texas,…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 16, 2025
    Exterior brick wall and entrance sign of Monterey High School in Lubbock, Texas.
    Monterey High’s Zero-Tolerance Policy Meets “Let Him Walk Right In” News

    Monterey High’s Zero-Tolerance Policy Meets “Let Him Walk Right In”

    Lubbock ISD says a Monterey High School student was arrested after making a threat against…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 15, 2025
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