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    Two Lubbock Police SUVs parked outside the Executive Inn as officers speak with people near the boarded-up building under a bright green sign.
    The Executive Inn Checks Out: Crime Wins, Guests Lose, and the City Pretends It’s Not Involved News

    The Executive Inn Checks Out: Crime Wins, Guests Lose, and the City Pretends It’s Not Involved

    The Executive Inn—Lubbock’s favorite one-stop shop for overdoses, robberies, and SWAT visits—is finally calling it…
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    Mugshots of Megan Nicole Beaudry and Holly Kay Smith, arrested in Slaton for child endangerment, animal cruelty, and trespassing.
    Welcome to Slaton: Where Even the Squatters Have Squatters News

    Welcome to Slaton: Where Even the Squatters Have Squatters

    Police raided a house in Slaton this week and found what can only be described…
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    3D illustration of the measles virus, showing its detailed structure with surface proteins.
    West Texas Measles Outbreak: Congratulations, We’re Partying Like It’s 1991 News

    West Texas Measles Outbreak: Congratulations, We’re Partying Like It’s 1991

    Turns out, when you stop vaccinating kids because Facebook memes told you so, the 1800s…
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    A dog sitting behind bars inside a kennel at the Lubbock Animal Shelter.
    Lubbock’s Dog Days: Still Getting Bit, Still Waiting on Animal Services to Catch News

    Lubbock’s Dog Days: Still Getting Bit, Still Waiting on Animal Services to Catch

    Almost a year ago, Councilman David Glasheen gave Lubbock Animal Services (LAS) a public chewing-out,…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 2, 2025
    Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton speaking at a press conference ahead of his appearance at a Turning Point USA event in Lubbock.
    Ken Paxton, Charlie Kirk, and the Traveling Circus Roll Into Lubbock News

    Ken Paxton, Charlie Kirk, and the Traveling Circus Roll Into Lubbock

    Mark your calendars, Lubbock: on October 7, Attorney General (and perennial indictment enthusiast) Ken Paxton…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 2, 2025
    Nat Williams Elementary School sign in Lubbock, Texas, shown in news coverage of lawsuit alleging a Pre-K teacher sexually abused a 3-year-old student.
    Lubbock ISD Faces Lawsuit After Pre-K Teacher Accused of Assaulting 3-Year-Old News

    Lubbock ISD Faces Lawsuit After Pre-K Teacher Accused of Assaulting 3-Year-Old

    Because Lubbock can’t go a week without a headline that makes you question reality, a…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 2, 2025
    Mugshot of Paul Aguilar, 53, arrested in Lubbock for assaulting a pregnant woman, October 2025.
    From Couch Potato to County Jail: Lubbock Man Accused of Assaulting Pregnant Woman News

    From Couch Potato to County Jail: Lubbock Man Accused of Assaulting Pregnant Woman

    Paul Aguilar, 53, has officially graduated from “unemployed and unmotivated” to “Lubbock County Detention Center’s…
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    Mugshot of Shane Allen Ryan Lester, arrested in Lubbock after a high-speed chase and recovery of 20 stolen rifles.
    Lubbock Man Turns City Into Demo Derby, Accidentally Giftwraps Cops 20 Stolen Rifles News

    Lubbock Man Turns City Into Demo Derby, Accidentally Giftwraps Cops 20 Stolen Rifles

    Meet Shane Allen Ryan Lester, a man whose rap sheet is longer than the Buddy…
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    lubbock-sucksSeptember 30, 2025
    Brandon Creighton in a suit standing in front of bookshelves after being appointed Texas Tech University System Chancellor.
    Texas Tech Hires Politician, Calls It “Innovation” News

    Texas Tech Hires Politician, Calls It “Innovation”

    Well, it’s official. After the legally required three-week waiting period—because apparently you need a cooling-off…
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    lubbock-sucksSeptember 30, 2025
    Mugshot of Javier Medrano after arrest in Lubbock on multiple charges including kidnapping and burglary.
    Lubbock Man Collects Felonies Like Pokémon Cards, Lands 12 Charges News

    Lubbock Man Collects Felonies Like Pokémon Cards, Lands 12 Charges

    Meet Javier Medrano, 24, who decided to make 2025 his personal crime tour. Back in…
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