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    Texas Governor Greg Abbott speaks into a microphone and gestures during a press event discussing his property tax proposals.
    Abbott Promises to Abolish School Taxes — Because Math and Reality Are Just Suggestions News

    Abbott Promises to Abolish School Taxes — Because Math and Reality Are Just Suggestions

    Greg Abbott’s latest campaign pitch is basically the political equivalent of promising free ice cream…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 9, 2025
    Austin Hughes, owner of Thunder Sun Homes, smiling in a suit while standing against a brick wall in Lubbock, Texas.
    Thunder Sun Files for Bankruptcy… Again, Because the First One Was Apparently Just for Fun News

    Thunder Sun Files for Bankruptcy… Again, Because the First One Was Apparently Just for Fun

    Thunder Sun Inc. has now filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy twice, after the first one…
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    Students stand with their hands over their hearts during a Turning Point USA gathering in Lubbock, with an American flag and TPUSA sign displayed in the background.
    Texas Teens Finally Get What They Need: More Political Indoctrination, Obviously News

    Texas Teens Finally Get What They Need: More Political Indoctrination, Obviously

    Gov. Greg Abbott has teamed up with Turning Point USA to make sure every Texas…
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    Booking photo of an adult woman with long blond hair wearing a dark jail garment, photographed against a height-strip background following a DWI arrest in Lubbock.
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    One Drunk Driver, 2700 Without Power, and Somehow This Is Just Another Weekend in Lubbock

    Lubbock got a surprise late-night version of “lights out” after a woman allegedly plowed her…
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    Mugshot of Manuel Rosales, arrested in Lubbock in December 2025, shown against a police booking background.
    Local Man Takes Scenic Tour of South Loop, Calls It “Evading Arrest” News

    Local Man Takes Scenic Tour of South Loop, Calls It “Evading Arrest”

    Another day, another police chase through the charming streets of Lubbock. This time, 40-year-old Manuel…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 8, 2025
    Trump speaking at his desk in the Oval Office while Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins stands behind him during an announcement about federal support for farmers in 2025.
    Trump Promises Farmers $12 Billion… to Fix Problems Trump Created. Yee-haw! News

    Trump Promises Farmers $12 Billion… to Fix Problems Trump Created. Yee-haw!

    In the latest episode of I Hate Socialism Except When I Need It, Trump proudly…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 8, 2025
    Precinct 2 County Commissioner Jason Corley looking serious during a Lubbock commissioners meeting amid controversy over an early congressional campaign announcement.
    Corley Accidentally Resigns While Running for Congress, Shocked to Learn Laws Still Exist News

    Corley Accidentally Resigns While Running for Congress, Shocked to Learn Laws Still Exist

    So Jason Corley — yes, that Jason Corley — apparently tried to soft-launch his congressional…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 8, 2025
    Business owner at a laptop looking concerned after Texas removes most companies from the HUB certification program.
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    Texas “Helps” Small Businesses by Booting 97% of Them Out of Support Program

    In a plot twist no one asked for, Texas’ acting Comptroller Kelly Hancock approved thousands…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 8, 2025
    Mugshots of Seth and Markeya Russell in Gaines County who were arrested in connection with a child injury investigation.
    Gaines County Couple Arrested After Child’s “Headache” Turns Into Criminal Investigation News

    Gaines County Couple Arrested After Child’s “Headache” Turns Into Criminal Investigation

    Authorities in Gaines County arrested Seth and Markeya Russell after a child was brought in…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 6, 2025
    A large flock of white geese flying together across a cloudy sky, illustrating migratory birds linked to recent avian flu concerns in Lubbock.
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    City to Lubbock: Maybe Don’t Pick Up the Diseased Birds, Y’all

    Well, after four visibly flu-ridden geese waddled into town earlier this week like extras from…
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