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    Chart and map showing 729 confirmed measles cases by Texas county as of May 27, with Gaines County accounting for 408 cases (56% of total), followed by Terry (60), El Paso (57), and Lubbock (53); color-coded map highlights outbreak severity per county. Source: Texas Department of State Health Services.
    Congrats, Lubbock — We’ve Got Measles Now News

    Congrats, Lubbock — We’ve Got Measles Now

    Lubbock can now proudly add “measles hotspot” to the résumé. The Texas Department of State…
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    lubbock-sucksMay 27, 2025
    Emergency closure notice from the Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation posted on a Lubbock massage parlor, citing a six-month shutdown due to public health and safety concerns amid a human trafficking investigation; handwritten sign beside it explains the closure is linked to suspected illegal behavior and announces a court appearance scheduled for May 28.
    South Lubbock “Massage Parlor” Shut Down for… Exactly What You Think News

    South Lubbock “Massage Parlor” Shut Down for… Exactly What You Think

    The Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation (TDLR) announced this week that a south Lubbock…
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    lubbock-sucksMay 27, 2025
    A child holds hands with a gloved healthcare worker after receiving a vaccination, indicated by a bandage on their thigh, during a measles outbreak in Texas amid rising vaccine exemptions and legislative changes affecting school immunization requirements.
    Texas: Where Measles Is Back, and Lawmakers Say “Make It Easier!” News

    Texas: Where Measles Is Back, and Lawmakers Say “Make It Easier!”

    Texas is in the middle of its worst measles outbreak in over 20 years—more than…
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    lubbock-sucksMay 27, 2025
    Street signs marking the intersection of 108th Street and Evanston Avenue in Lubbock, Texas, where a Lubbock Police Department K-9 attacked two individuals in April 2025, leading to injuries, a suspension, and the reassignment of the involved officer.
    LPD Suspends Officer After His K-9 Decides Walkers Are the Enemy News

    LPD Suspends Officer After His K-9 Decides Walkers Are the Enemy

    Back in April, a Lubbock Police K-9 went rogue and mauled two innocent people out…
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    lubbock-sucksMay 23, 2025
    3D illustration of the measles virus, showing its detailed structure with surface proteins.
    Lubbock Measles Exposure Sites News

    Lubbock Measles Exposure Sites

    From The City of Lubbock Health Department and EverythingLubbock.com Update 5/23/2025 The City of Lubbock…
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    lubbock-sucksMay 23, 2025
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    Lubbock Proudly Mediocre: Ranks 169th in Best Places to Live List News

    Lubbock Proudly Mediocre: Ranks 169th in Best Places to Live List

    In its annual report on the Best Places to Live in the U.S., U.S. News…
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    lubbock-sucksMay 22, 2025
    A mother in Lubbock, Texas, cradles her newborn son at home as measles cases rise in the region, prompting new parents to take extra precautions.
    Welcome to Lubbock, Where New Parents Get Baby Acne and Panic Attacks News

    Welcome to Lubbock, Where New Parents Get Baby Acne and Panic Attacks

    Having a newborn is supposed to mean late nights, diaper blowouts, and maybe worrying if…
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    lubbock-sucksMay 22, 2025
    Mugshot of Monterey High School football coach Judd Thrash, who was booked into the Lubbock County Detention Center following a DWI-related arrest after a single-vehicle crash.
    From 0–10 to 7–5… to Fired: Monterey Coach Gets the Thrash Treatment News

    From 0–10 to 7–5… to Fired: Monterey Coach Gets the Thrash Treatment

    Monterey football coach Judd Thrash took the Plainsmen from absolute rock bottom—a 0–10 embarrassment in…
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    lubbock-sucksMay 9, 2025
    Mugshot of Nathan Grassie, a Lubbock youth advisor on trial for child sexual abuse in 2025.
    “Faith-Based” Youth Advisor Found Guilty of Child Sexual Abuse News

    “Faith-Based” Youth Advisor Found Guilty of Child Sexual Abuse

    James Nathan Grassie, 49, a so-called faith-based youth advisor and co-founder of a program called…
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    lubbock-sucksMay 8, 2025
    TTUHSC Lubbock campus signage highlighting the nursing shortage and recruitment efforts in Texas.
    Happy Nurse Appreciation Week! Now Please Work 16 Hours With No Backup News

    Happy Nurse Appreciation Week! Now Please Work 16 Hours With No Backup

    Texas Tech’s Health Sciences Center used Nurse Appreciation Week to drop the cheery news that…
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    lubbock-sucksMay 7, 2025
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