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    Granite Ten Commandments monument at the Texas State Capitol in Austin, with scaffolding around the dome and a bright blue sky overhead.
    Texas Tries to Re-Teach Civics by Taping the Ten Commandments to a Classroom Wall News

    Texas Tries to Re-Teach Civics by Taping the Ten Commandments to a Classroom Wall

    Texas is back in court, this time arguing that public schools should be required to…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 20, 2026
    Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton speaking at a press conference ahead of his appearance at a Turning Point USA event in Lubbock.
    MLK Day, Confederate Heroes Day, and a 74-Page Campaign Flier Disguised as Law News

    MLK Day, Confederate Heroes Day, and a 74-Page Campaign Flier Disguised as Law

    On Martin Luther King Jr. Day — which, in Texas, also happens to be Confederate…
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    Masked ICE agents and local police stand near a white enforcement vehicle during a public immigration operation in a Texas city.
    ICE Is Busy in Texas – Lubbock Pretends Not to Notice News

    ICE Is Busy in Texas – Lubbock Pretends Not to Notice

    While Lubbock’s local news continues its proud tradition of strategic silence, the rest of Texas…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 19, 2026
    Three Ford F-150 pickup trucks lined up at a Lubbock dealership, illustrating the city’s overwhelming love for full-size trucks.
    Lubbock Discovers It Loves Trucks, Nation Pretends This Is “New Data” News

    Lubbock Discovers It Loves Trucks, Nation Pretends This Is “New Data”

    A new study analyzing more than 9 million used car sales has bravely confirmed what…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 19, 2026
    Lubbock Police Department badge illuminated against flashing blue and red patrol lights at night.
    One Chase, Two Wrecks: Lubbock Still Found a Way News

    One Chase, Two Wrecks: Lubbock Still Found a Way

    Late Saturday night around 10:47 p.m., an LPD officer attempted to stop a reportedly stolen…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 19, 2026
    Bird droppings covering a public bench and sidewalk near University Avenue in Lubbock, highlighting an ongoing nuisance from roosting grackles.
    Central Lubbock Declares War on Birds, Immediately Loses Ground News

    Central Lubbock Declares War on Birds, Immediately Loses Ground

    A Central Lubbock business owner has discovered that her biggest obstacle to running a salon…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 17, 2026
    Canadian goose standing alone on a sidewalk in Lubbock, appearing lethargic and unwell amid local avian flu concerns.
    Lubbock Discovers New Hobby: Touching Diseased Geese Anyway News

    Lubbock Discovers New Hobby: Touching Diseased Geese Anyway

    If you’ve noticed an alarming number of birds around Lubbock acting like they just lost…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 17, 2026
    Members of Congress stand at a U.S. House podium during a press conference promoting an affordability-focused economic agenda, with American flags and a sign reading "Making the American Dream Affordable Again" in the background..
    “Reconciliation 2.0”: Lubbock Congressman Discovers Groceries Are Expensive, Blames Everyone Else News

    “Reconciliation 2.0”: Lubbock Congressman Discovers Groceries Are Expensive, Blames Everyone Else

    Lubbock’s own Congressman Jodey Arrington took to a Washington press conference this week to announce…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 16, 2026
    Map showing Zoning Case 3548 in northeast Lubbock, where hundreds of acres of farmland are proposed to become an AI data center while residents are told it’s basically just a quiet concrete box.
    AI Wants to Move to Lubbock, Immediately Asks for Water, Power, and 936 Acres of “Trust Us” News

    AI Wants to Move to Lubbock, Immediately Asks for Water, Power, and 936 Acres of “Trust Us”

    Lubbock’s latest civic identity crisis involves a proposed hyperscale AI data center slated for northeast…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 16, 2026
    Mugshot of James Lucas Johnson, 38, federally indicted after Lubbock County pursuit; charged with meth distribution and firearms violations.
    Six Minutes, One Meth Deal, and 21 Years Later: Lubbock’s Fastest Route to Federal Prison News

    Six Minutes, One Meth Deal, and 21 Years Later: Lubbock’s Fastest Route to Federal Prison

    James Lucas Johnson, 38, has officially turned a short hotel-room meth deal into a 21-year…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 16, 2026
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