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    Gov. Greg Abbott gestures beside Donald Trump during a press event, highlighting their close political alignment despite past states’ rights rhetoric.
    Greg Abbott Rediscovers His Love of Federal Power—As Long As It’s Trump Holding the Flashlight News

    Greg Abbott Rediscovers His Love of Federal Power—As Long As It’s Trump Holding the Flashlight

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    Illustration of a heart-shaped hand grenade on a bright red background, symbolizing the political battle over empathy.
    Local Faith Leaders Declare Empathy “Toxic,” Prompting Jesus to Wonder If He Missed a Memo News

    Local Faith Leaders Declare Empathy “Toxic,” Prompting Jesus to Wonder If He Missed a Memo

    According to Axios, a new theological turf war is raging within American Christianity, and the…
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    Children in a classroom play area building with large foam blocks during a pre-K activity, illustrating early childhood education settings affected by Texas’ new school voucher rules.
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    Texas Finalizes Voucher Rules, Still Pretends It’s Not Defunding Public Schools

    Texas has officially stamped “approved” on its shiny new school voucher rules—a billion-dollar program designed…
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    Mugshot of Jacob Martinez, arrested in Lubbock in connection with a drug deal that ended in a shooting.
    Lubbock Teen Trades Drugs, Fear, and Terrible Decisions in One Convenient Drive-Thru Shooting News

    Lubbock Teen Trades Drugs, Fear, and Terrible Decisions in One Convenient Drive-Thru Shooting

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    Mugshot of Million Sepeda after arrest for alleged gun threat and domestic dispute in Lubbock.
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    Jealousy, Guns, and Lone Star Oyster Bar: Another Normal Saturday Night in Lubbock

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    Mugshot of Kavaughn Jackson following his 2024 aggravated assault arrest in Lubbock.
    Lubbock Man Gets Eight Years of “Try Not to Do That Again” for Violent Knife Attack News

    Lubbock Man Gets Eight Years of “Try Not to Do That Again” for Violent Knife Attack

    In a very on-brand episode of Lubbock Crime Bingo, 31-year-old Kavaughn Jackson received eight years…
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    Mugshot of Thomas Boukamp, the Michigan man convicted of kidnapping and abusing a Lubbock teen.
    Kidnapper Shocked to Learn Consequences Are Real, Files Motion From the “Actions Have Repercussions” Department News

    Kidnapper Shocked to Learn Consequences Are Real, Files Motion From the “Actions Have Repercussions” Department

    In one of the most predictable plot twists of all time, Thomas Boukamp—the Michigan man…
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    Texas Education Commissioner Mike Morath smiling at a public school event with presentation screen in the background.
    Texas Education Chief Meets With Turning Point USA, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong in Our Schools? News

    Texas Education Chief Meets With Turning Point USA, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong in Our Schools?

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    Donald Trump in a blue suit and red tie speaking onstage with a microphone during a televised event.
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    Latinos Say Trump’s Second Term Made Everything Worse — Shocked Pikachu Face Not Included

    A new Pew survey says Latino pessimism is hitting record levels, which is remarkable considering…
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    Vintage television showing static color bars against a gray background, symbolizing media blackout and consolidation issues in Lubbock.
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    Trump Suddenly Loves Regulation—But Only When It Keeps His Friends in Charge of Your TV

    In a remarkable plot twist that absolutely no one predicted (except everyone), President Trump has…
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