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    Texas Tech Looks at NIL Rulebook, Decides “Nah, We’re Good”

    Texas Tech’s general counsel has advised the university to skip signing a new College Sports…
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    Texas Redistricting Drama: Carl Tepper Swears He Didn’t See Race, Just Pure, Old-Fashioned Partisan Greed

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    Tyson Shuts Down Beef Plant, Ranchers Blame Drought, Trump Blames Everyone, and Nebraska Just Blames Tyson

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    Texas Tech Crime Wave: Bikes Gone, Scooters Gone, Students Drunk, and a 2017 Hazing Case Wanders In Like It Just Woke Up

    Texas Tech Police had another banner week, which in Lubbock terms means: bikes disappeared at…
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    Mugshot of the arrested suspect Michael Valdez at the Lubbock County Detention Center.
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    Man Commits Horrific Crime, But Don’t Worry—Lubbock Nabbed Him for the Real Offense: Driving on a Suspended License

    Another day, another example of Lubbock’s signature blend of horror and incompetence. According to police,…
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    Lubbock Outlaws Chill Vibes, Local Business Owner Shocked to Learn Texas Still Hates Fun News

    Lubbock Outlaws Chill Vibes, Local Business Owner Shocked to Learn Texas Still Hates Fun

    Jennifer Garza, who runs CBD American Shaman in Lubbock, just found out that Congress and…
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    United Supermarkets Cuts 126 Jobs—Because Even Your Grocer Isn’t Safe in This Economy News

    United Supermarkets Cuts 126 Jobs—Because Even Your Grocer Isn’t Safe in This Economy

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    Lubbock Woman Gets Probation After Groin-Shot Showdown—Because of Course She Does

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    Texas Saves the Fetus, Loses the Mom: Another “Pro-Life” Triumph News

    Texas Saves the Fetus, Loses the Mom: Another “Pro-Life” Triumph

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    Green combine harvester unloading a massive stream of soybeans into a grain trailer during harvest on a wide West Texas field.
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    China Buys Soybeans Again, and West Texas Farmers Pretend the Trade War They Voted For Didn’t Happen

    After getting squeezed by a trade war that their own voting bloc helped create, West…
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