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    Wolfforth City Council meeting with officials and residents gathered as the council votes on the Sanctuary City for the Unborn ordinance.
    Wolfforth Solves Absolutely Nothing, Declares Victory Anyway News

    Wolfforth Solves Absolutely Nothing, Declares Victory Anyway

    The Wolfforth City Council—apparently bored or freshly inspired by whatever Mark Lee Dickson sermon they…
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    lubbock-sucksNovember 19, 2025
    Young man smiling while sitting on a dorm bed with Texas Tech University bedding, holding a red and black pennant that reads “Erskin” and “Texas Tech.”
    A Year Later, Lubbock Still Can’t Explain How “No Threat” Became a Body Bag News

    A Year Later, Lubbock Still Can’t Explain How “No Threat” Became a Body Bag

    It’s been nearly a year since 20-year-old Texas Tech student Erskin Charles Jenkins was shot…
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    lubbock-sucksNovember 19, 2025
    Surveillance camera image showing a white car speeding down 82nd Street in south Lubbock moments before a hit-and-run on November 1, 2025.
    LPD Shocked to Learn Hit-and-Run Drivers Still Don’t Stick Around News

    LPD Shocked to Learn Hit-and-Run Drivers Still Don’t Stick Around

    Lubbock police released a graphic video of a Nov. 1 hit-and-run on 82nd Street, where…
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    lubbock-sucksNovember 19, 2025
    Hand holding a piece of Native American beadwork featuring geometric designs in blue, purple, and tan.
    Lubbock Finally Remembers Native People Exist, Plans Powwow Like It’s 1491 News

    Lubbock Finally Remembers Native People Exist, Plans Powwow Like It’s 1491

    In a rare moment of cultural self-awareness, Lubbock has discovered that Native people are, in…
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    lubbock-sucksNovember 18, 2025
    Mugshot of a man with medium-length dark hair and a goatee, identified by authorities as Xavier Garcia in connection with two Lubbock murder cases.
    Seven Years, Two Murder Victims, and One Very Patient Jail: Xavier Garcia Finally Pleads Guilty News

    Seven Years, Two Murder Victims, and One Very Patient Jail: Xavier Garcia Finally Pleads Guilty

    It only took seven and a half years, two murdered victims, countless hearings, multiple gag…
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    lubbock-sucksNovember 18, 2025
    Seal of the City of Lubbock Police Department displayed on a wooden wall, featuring the state of Texas with a star marking Lubbock’s location.
    Lubbock Says Child Abuse Isn’t Worse Here—We’re Just Really Good at Finding It News

    Lubbock Says Child Abuse Isn’t Worse Here—We’re Just Really Good at Finding It

    Lubbock’s arrest reports keep filling up with child sexual abuse cases, but according to Detective…
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    lubbock-sucksNovember 18, 2025
    Mugshot of the alleged fake Uber driver, Jesse Gonzales, after his arrest in Lubbock for kidnapping and evading police.
    Lubbock Man Tries to Be an Uber Driver, Forgets the Part Where Uber Isn’t Kidnapping News

    Lubbock Man Tries to Be an Uber Driver, Forgets the Part Where Uber Isn’t Kidnapping

    Early Saturday morning, a 20-year-old named Jesse Gonzales apparently decided to open his own ride-sharing…
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    lubbock-sucksNovember 17, 2025
    Booking photo of Victor Yannis Jr., shown against a striped background after his 2022 Lubbock carjacking arrest.
    Texas Tech Carjacker Outsmarts Himself, Shockingly Fails News

    Texas Tech Carjacker Outsmarts Himself, Shockingly Fails

    Nothing says “guns up” quite like a 3 a.m. carjacking in a Texas Tech parking…
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    lubbock-sucksNovember 17, 2025
    Two men seated at a small table during a televised interview at Texas Tech, with cameras recording and the iconic red Double T glowing in the background.
    Texas Tech’s New Chancellor Promises “Common Sense,” Immediately Proceeds to Explain Why He Knows Best About Everything News

    Texas Tech’s New Chancellor Promises “Common Sense,” Immediately Proceeds to Explain Why He Knows Best About Everything

    Incoming Texas Tech University System Chancellor Brandon Creighton sat down with KCBD to assure everyone…
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    lubbock-sucksNovember 16, 2025
    Mugshot of Sylas Smart overlaid on a Lubbock neighborhood crime scene with police tape and patrol vehicles in the background.
    West Lubbock Live-Action GTA Session Ends with Every Agency Ever Created Responding News

    West Lubbock Live-Action GTA Session Ends with Every Agency Ever Created Responding

    A 51-year-old man named Sylas Smart (questionable surname choice) kicked off an afternoon of pure…
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    lubbock-sucksNovember 14, 2025
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