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    Nurse Practitioner Pulled Over With DIY Pharmacy Kit, Shockingly Not “Approved by Boss”

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    Texas Decides Kids Don’t Need the World—Just Texas, Jesus, and Whatever the Heritage Foundation Says

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    Mugshot of Juan Lara III booked into the Lubbock County Detention Center after an alleged shooting and low-speed police chase.
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    Slide Road Standoff: Lubbock Man Solves Bar Dispute the Lubbock Way—With Bullets and a Slow-Motion Car Chase

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    Faded Buddy Holly glasses painted on a Lubbock crosswalk slated for removal under Governor Abbott’s new directive.
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    Abbott Wanted to Nuke Rainbow Crosswalks – Instead, He Accidentally Banned Buddy Holly

    In a stunning act of political slapstick, Governor Greg Abbott’s crusade against rainbow crosswalks has…
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    Students hold signs calling for free speech and administrative accountability during a campus protest in front of a large horse statue at a Texas university.
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    Texas Gets Ready to Regulate Free Speech by Talking About How Much They Love Free Speech

    In a move that absolutely no one will confuse with political theater, Texas lawmakers are…
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    Lubbock police vehicles with flashing lights line North Zenith Avenue near the scene of a shooting that left one man seriously injured on November 11, 2025.
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    Man Shot in the Head, Still Manages to Drive—Because, Well, Lubbock

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    Ida Bosque sitting on her porch swing at a Lubbock mobile home, holding a cane beside potted plants and sunflowers on a sunny day.
    Thunder Sun Homes: The Sewer Saga Continues, Now With Bonus Jail Threat News

    Thunder Sun Homes: The Sewer Saga Continues, Now With Bonus Jail Threat

    After more than two weeks of living without running water, tenants at a Lubbock mobile…
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    Syringes, alcohol prep pads, and medical supplies arranged in a tray during a vaccination drive at the City of Lubbock Health Department.
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    Texas Reclaims Its Title as the Whooping Cough Capital — Because Vaccines Are “Optional,” Apparently

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    Interior of a Lubbock Denny’s on Slide Road after a car crashed through the wall, showing the vehicle inside the dining area with broken booths, scattered debris, and chairs knocked over.
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    Grand Slam with a Side of Airbags: Car Crashes Through Lubbock Denny’s

    Because nothing says “Lubbock brunch” like dodging a sedan, the Slide Road Denny’s added a…
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    Jodey Arrington seated in a Lubbock TV studio wearing a blue blazer with an American flag lapel pin, smiling in front of a blurred newsroom backdrop.
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    Jodey Arrington Quits Congress After “Fixing” America, Allegedly

    West Texas Congressman and House Budget Committee Chair Jodey Arrington says he won’t seek re-election…
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