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Lubbock Man Claims He Was “Chased,” Responds with Multiple Bullets, Broken Phone, and a Full-Body Dragging Like It’s a Ranch Chore
Well, the murder case out on East County Road 7260 somehow managed to get even more Lubbock than it already was. According to newly released…
Southeast Lubbock County Tries “Stand Your Ground,” Accidentally Discovers That Murder Charges Still Exist
A man in southeast Lubbock County was arrested Monday after calling 911 to basically say,…
Texas Teens Finally Get What They Need: More Political Indoctrination, Obviously
Gov. Greg Abbott has teamed up with Turning Point USA to make sure every Texas…
Lubbock Debit Card Dispute Achieves Predictable Ending: Someone Gets Shot
In yet another episode of “Lubbock: The Series,” a dispute over a debit card somehow…
Lubbock Teen Trades Drugs, Fear, and Terrible Decisions in One Convenient Drive-Thru Shooting
In another thrilling installment of “Lubbock Crime Mad Libs,” an 18-year-old named Jacob Martinez was…
Jealousy, Guns, and Lone Star Oyster Bar: Another Normal Saturday Night in Lubbock
Police say a night out at Lone Star Oyster Bar took a sharp turn into…
Man Commits Horrific Crime, But Don’t Worry—Lubbock Nabbed Him for the Real Offense: Driving on a Suspended License
Another day, another example of Lubbock’s signature blend of horror and incompetence. According to police,…
Lubbock Woman Gets Probation After Groin-Shot Showdown—Because of Course She Does
In a story that sounds like it was ripped straight from a late-night true-crime reenactment,…
A Year Later, Lubbock Still Can’t Explain How “No Threat” Became a Body Bag
It’s been nearly a year since 20-year-old Texas Tech student Erskin Charles Jenkins was shot…
West Lubbock Live-Action GTA Session Ends with Every Agency Ever Created Responding
A 51-year-old man named Sylas Smart (questionable surname choice) kicked off an afternoon of pure…