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LPD Shocked to Learn Hit-and-Run Drivers Still Don’t Stick Around
Lubbock police released a graphic video of a Nov. 1 hit-and-run on 82nd Street, where 45-year-old bicyclist Billie Koss was struck by a white early-2010s…
Lubbock Finally Remembers Native People Exist, Plans Powwow Like It’s 1491
In a rare moment of cultural self-awareness, Lubbock has discovered that Native people are, in…
Seven Years, Two Murder Victims, and One Very Patient Jail: Xavier Garcia Finally Pleads Guilty
It only took seven and a half years, two murdered victims, countless hearings, multiple gag…
Lubbock Says Child Abuse Isn’t Worse Here—We’re Just Really Good at Finding It
Lubbock’s arrest reports keep filling up with child sexual abuse cases, but according to Detective…
Lubbock Man Tries to Be an Uber Driver, Forgets the Part Where Uber Isn’t Kidnapping
Early Saturday morning, a 20-year-old named Jesse Gonzales apparently decided to open his own ride-sharing…
Texas Tech Carjacker Outsmarts Himself, Shockingly Fails
Nothing says “guns up” quite like a 3 a.m. carjacking in a Texas Tech parking…
Texas Tech’s New Chancellor Promises “Common Sense,” Immediately Proceeds to Explain Why He Knows Best About Everything
Incoming Texas Tech University System Chancellor Brandon Creighton sat down with KCBD to assure everyone…
West Lubbock Live-Action GTA Session Ends with Every Agency Ever Created Responding
A 51-year-old man named Sylas Smart (questionable surname choice) kicked off an afternoon of pure…
Nurse Practitioner Pulled Over With DIY Pharmacy Kit, Shockingly Not “Approved by Boss”
In a plot twist no one saw coming—except literally everyone—39-year-old nurse practitioner Matthew Price was…
Texas Decides Kids Don’t Need the World—Just Texas, Jesus, and Whatever the Heritage Foundation Says
The Texas State Board of Education is once again revamping how kids learn social studies,…