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The Hub City Information Blackout: Texas Tech Police Master the Art of Saying Absolutely Nothing
Welcome to Lubbock, where the only thing moving slower than the traffic on Indiana Avenue…
Texas SBOE Solves Literacy Crisis by Deleting Frederick Douglass and Doubling Down on Sunday School
In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has spent more than five minutes…
Family Values: Justin Aleman Gets the ‘Lubbock Discount’ on a Double Homicide
Ah, Mackenzie Park. The crown jewel of Lubbock where you can enjoy a picnic, watch…
Schovanec Finds a New Hobby: Professional Boot Licking for the ‘Save College Sports’ Circus
While the rest of the college sports world is busy rolling its eyes at President…
Shallowater Band Director Moves Up from Local Creep to Federal Felon
Just when you thought Shallowater’s reputation for “family values” couldn’t get any more tarnished, Joseph…
Panic in Austin: Dan Patrick Realizes Screaming About Vouchers Won’t Save the GOP from Itself
Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick—a man who usually spends his days finding new and creative ways…
Texas Flushes $3.2 Billion Down the Data Center Toilet While We Pray Our AC Stays On
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever dealt with Texas “economic…
LPD Reminds You That Getting Hit by a Car Is Actually a “You” Problem
Lubbock has officially hit a new milestone in “efficiency” this week, managing to clock two…
Texas Politicians Brave Enough to Fight a Scary 2% of the Population
Our fearless leaders in Austin have finally identified the greatest threat to the Lone Star…