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Texas House Speaker Dustin Burrows Proposes Manifest Destiny 2.0: The New Mexico DLC
Lubbock’s favorite son and current House Speaker, Dustin Burrows, has released his “interim charges” for…
Lubbock Riders Discover Gravity: Now Offering 40-Foot Scenic Drop Tours
Wednesday’s incident on South Loop 289 was your standard Lubbock “I forgot how lanes work”…
Lubbock Opts for the ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Approach to Fire Prevention
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever seen a Lubbock driver…
Frenship ISD’s Latest Extracurricular: 5th Grade Teacher Traded the Classroom for a Jail Cell
Well, Lubbock, it’s time for our favorite local pastime: reading a press release from a…
The King is Coming to Jones Stadium, So Start Selling Your Organs Now
In a shocking development that literally everyone saw coming the second the dates were announced,…
Human Frogger: Quaker Avenue Edition
In today’s episode of “Lubbock Drivers vs. Basic Physics,” a middle schooler from McCool Academy…
Texas Tech Proves Once Again That Accuracy is Optional if You Have Enough Lawyers
In the latest installment of “Who’s Counting? Certainly Not Us,” a federal judge has officially…
Data Centers are Coming to Dickens County to Eat All the Electricity and Hope You Don’t Notice
Dickens County—best known for being the place you drive through as fast as possible to…
Lubbock Man Mistakes Local Alley for High-Stakes Demolition Derby
In a city where the most exciting Friday night activity is usually watching the dust…