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Lubbock: Finally a “Blue” Stronghold (But Only on the COVID Maps)
Well, look at us. While the rest of the South Plains looks like a ghost…
March 16, 2026
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Early Bird Special: Local Speedster Turns Utility Pole into Abstract Art at 3 A.M.
Lubbock’s 3:00 a.m. nightlife is usually limited to the drive-thru line at Raising Cane’s or…
March 16, 2026
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Lubbock Road Rage: Because Nothing Says “I’m Right” Like a Bullet in the Trunk
Lubbock has always been a place where “friendly conversation” is a gamble, but Alex Flores,…
March 16, 2026
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Grand Theft Nursing Home: Local Genius Trades Tech Parking Lot for 70 Months of Federal Hospitality
Well, folks, it only took four years, but justice in the Hub City has finally…
March 14, 2026
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Lubbock Discovers “The East Side” Exists, Continues to Do Absolutely Nothing About It
In a shocking revelation that surprised no one who has ever looked at a city…
March 13, 2026
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Shallowater Band Director Proves “Remind” App Is Great for Networking—And Felonies
Well, folks, pack up the tubas and cancel the halftime show, because Shallowater ISD has…
March 13, 2026
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The “School Choice” Trap: Texas Invents a New Way to Screw Over Kids with Disabilities
Leave it to the geniuses in Austin to design a “freedom-based” school voucher program that’s…
March 12, 2026
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The “AK Guy” is One Step Closer to Congress, Because Apparently, Our Standards Weren’t Low Enough
In a plot twist that surprises absolutely no one who has survived more than a…
March 12, 2026
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Breaking: LISD Finally Protects Our Kids from the Dangers of Literacy
Welcome to the Hub City, where we’re so bored with the dust and the potholes…
March 12, 2026