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El Paso’s $1.2 Billion Death Trap is the New ‘Gold Standard’ for Texas Hospitality
Listen, I know we usually spend our time complaining about the soul-crushing dust storms and…
The ‘Who’s More MAGA’ Olympics: Choosing Between a Tractor, a Trump Selfie, and a Pardon
Welcome to the 19th Congressional District race, where the primary objective isn’t actually “governing,” but…
Tech’s New QB Learns That ‘Guns Up’ Doesn’t Apply to Paying Your Debts
Welcome to the modern era of college sports, where the playbook has been replaced by…
Our State Reps Finally Save Us from the Scourge of Sequins and Padded Bras
In a move that should make every red-blooded, dust-inhaling Lubbockite sleep easier tonight, the 5th…
Texas Comptroller Race: Because Who Needs an Accountant When You Can Have a Holy Warrior?
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever spent ten minutes in…
Groundbreaking Discovery: Dust is Bad for You, Actually
In a stunning turn of events that surely shocked exactly zero people who have ever…
Victory Lap Canceled: Measles Decides Lubbock is Too Cozy to Leave
Well, that was a fun three weeks of pretending we lived in the 21st century,…
Chancellor Creighton Discovers the Best Way to Lead Lubbock is From 300 Miles Away
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever spent a Tuesday in…
Texas Tech Achieves National Top 5 Status in ‘Most Likely to be Ignored by Their Own Bosses’
Well, break out the Dr. Thunder and some overpriced tapas, because Texas Tech is finally…