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Local Man Replaces Santa’s Sleigh with a Stolen Sedan; Forgets Ring Cameras Exist
Nothing says “Peace on Earth and Goodwill to Men” quite like pointing a pistol at…
March 12, 2026
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Lubbock: Where the Wind Blows and Everything Else Just Blows Up
Welcome to another Wednesday in the Hub City, where “infrastructure” is more of a theoretical…
March 11, 2026
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Lubbock: Where Your Paycheck is Fat, but Your Soul is Flat
Oh, joy. Another “study” has come out to tell us what we already feel every…
March 11, 2026
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The Lubbock Commute: A Delightful Mix of Top Gun Fantasies and Total Invisibility
Leave it to the Hub City to turn a simple Sunday afternoon drive into a…
March 11, 2026
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Lubbock’s Latest Home Renovation Trend: 63 Custom Bullet Holes and a Side of Meth
If you’ve ever felt like your quiet evening at home was missing that certain je…
March 11, 2026
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Ghost Towns & Empty Desks: Texas Public Schools are Trending Downward (But Hey, More Room for Parking?)
So, the latest data from the nerds over at Texas 2036 is in, and it…
March 11, 2026
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Texas Discovers That Rich Kids Also Enjoy Free Money
Well, color me shocked. The latest data for Texas’ shiny new “Education Freedom Accounts” is…
March 10, 2026
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Lubbock Shocked to Learn ‘Global Economy’ Isn’t Just a Fancy Name for the South Plains Mall
In a turn of events that has left local lifted-truck enthusiasts weeping into their Monster…
March 10, 2026
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Lubbock’s Weekend Demolition Derby: Because Who Needs Stop Signs or Physics Anyway?
Welcome back to another edition of Lubbock Sucks, the only place that tracks our city’s…
March 9, 2026