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Trump Promises Farmers $12 Billion… to Fix Problems Trump Created. Yee-haw!
In the latest episode of I Hate Socialism Except When I Need It, Trump proudly…
Corley Accidentally Resigns While Running for Congress, Shocked to Learn Laws Still Exist
So Jason Corley — yes, that Jason Corley — apparently tried to soft-launch his congressional…
Texas “Helps” Small Businesses by Booting 97% of Them Out of Support Program
In a plot twist no one asked for, Texas’ acting Comptroller Kelly Hancock approved thousands…
Gaines County Couple Arrested After Child’s “Headache” Turns Into Criminal Investigation
Authorities in Gaines County arrested Seth and Markeya Russell after a child was brought in…
City to Lubbock: Maybe Don’t Pick Up the Diseased Birds, Y’all
Well, after four visibly flu-ridden geese waddled into town earlier this week like extras from…
Texas Spreads Measles and Excuses Even Faster
Well, congratulations, America: thanks to the ongoing measles mess kicked off right here in West…
Lubbock Debit Card Dispute Achieves Predictable Ending: Someone Gets Shot
In yet another episode of “Lubbock: The Series,” a dispute over a debit card somehow…
LSO Honors Hardest-Working Employee, Who Unfortunately Was a Dog
The Lubbock County Sheriff’s Office held a full ceremonial send-off—lights, sirens, flags, the whole nine…
Abbott’s Frozen Custard Closes—Turns Out Lubbock Only Likes One Abbott, and He Doesn’t Serve Dessert
Abbott’s Frozen Custard has officially called it quits in Lubbock, shutting down right after celebrating…