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Bird Flu Hits Lubbock: Even the Geese Are Tired of This Place
In a plot twist no one asked for, the South Plains Wildlife Rehabilitation Center announced…
Texas Tech’s New Curriculum Rules: “Academic Freedom” Now Available Only With Board Approval
The Texas Tech University System has decided it’s time to give “academic freedom” a makeover…
Lubbock Man Learns Photoshop for the Worst Possible Reason, Shockingly Faces Consequences
In a plot twist absolutely no one asked for, 52-year-old Michael Byerly pleaded guilty to…
Lubbock Checks the Weather Records, Confirms: Christmas Still Mostly Dirt-Colored
Every year, the National Weather Service dutifully reminds Lubbock of something residents already know deep…
Driver Tries to End It All at 34th & University, Accidentally Reinforces Why Lubbock Can’t Have Nice Intersections
Saturday night, Lubbock’s already cursed intersection at 34th & University got a new entry in…
Greg Abbott Rediscovers His Love of Federal Power—As Long As It’s Trump Holding the Flashlight
In a plot twist nobody asked for but everyone expected, Gov. Greg Abbott has gone…
Local Faith Leaders Declare Empathy “Toxic,” Prompting Jesus to Wonder If He Missed a Memo
According to Axios, a new theological turf war is raging within American Christianity, and the…
Texas Finalizes Voucher Rules, Still Pretends It’s Not Defunding Public Schools
Texas has officially stamped “approved” on its shiny new school voucher rules—a billion-dollar program designed…
Lubbock Teen Trades Drugs, Fear, and Terrible Decisions in One Convenient Drive-Thru Shooting
In another thrilling installment of “Lubbock Crime Mad Libs,” an 18-year-old named Jacob Martinez was…