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Ken Paxton Investigates Lubbock’s Finances, Because Someone Has to Look Responsible in Austin
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is launching a statewide investigation into nearly 1,000 cities (yes,…
Southeast Lubbock County Tries “Stand Your Ground,” Accidentally Discovers That Murder Charges Still Exist
A man in southeast Lubbock County was arrested Monday after calling 911 to basically say,…
Abbott Promises to Abolish School Taxes — Because Math and Reality Are Just Suggestions
Greg Abbott’s latest campaign pitch is basically the political equivalent of promising free ice cream…
Thunder Sun Files for Bankruptcy… Again, Because the First One Was Apparently Just for Fun
Thunder Sun Inc. has now filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy twice, after the first one…
Texas Teens Finally Get What They Need: More Political Indoctrination, Obviously
Gov. Greg Abbott has teamed up with Turning Point USA to make sure every Texas…
One Drunk Driver, 2700 Without Power, and Somehow This Is Just Another Weekend in Lubbock
Lubbock got a surprise late-night version of “lights out” after a woman allegedly plowed her…
Local Man Takes Scenic Tour of South Loop, Calls It “Evading Arrest”
Another day, another police chase through the charming streets of Lubbock. This time, 40-year-old Manuel…
Trump Promises Farmers $12 Billion… to Fix Problems Trump Created. Yee-haw!
In the latest episode of I Hate Socialism Except When I Need It, Trump proudly…
Corley Accidentally Resigns While Running for Congress, Shocked to Learn Laws Still Exist
So Jason Corley — yes, that Jason Corley — apparently tried to soft-launch his congressional…