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Greg Abbott Rediscovers His Love of Federal Power—As Long As It’s Trump Holding the Flashlight
In a plot twist nobody asked for but everyone expected, Gov. Greg Abbott has gone…
Local Faith Leaders Declare Empathy “Toxic,” Prompting Jesus to Wonder If He Missed a Memo
According to Axios, a new theological turf war is raging within American Christianity, and the…
Texas Finalizes Voucher Rules, Still Pretends It’s Not Defunding Public Schools
Texas has officially stamped “approved” on its shiny new school voucher rules—a billion-dollar program designed…
Lubbock Teen Trades Drugs, Fear, and Terrible Decisions in One Convenient Drive-Thru Shooting
In another thrilling installment of “Lubbock Crime Mad Libs,” an 18-year-old named Jacob Martinez was…
Jealousy, Guns, and Lone Star Oyster Bar: Another Normal Saturday Night in Lubbock
Police say a night out at Lone Star Oyster Bar took a sharp turn into…
Lubbock Man Gets Eight Years of “Try Not to Do That Again” for Violent Knife Attack
In a very on-brand episode of Lubbock Crime Bingo, 31-year-old Kavaughn Jackson received eight years…
Kidnapper Shocked to Learn Consequences Are Real, Files Motion From the “Actions Have Repercussions” Department
In one of the most predictable plot twists of all time, Thomas Boukamp—the Michigan man…
Texas Education Chief Meets With Turning Point USA, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong in Our Schools?
Texas Education Commissioner Mike Morath recently sat down with a Turning Point USA executive to…
Latinos Say Trump’s Second Term Made Everything Worse — Shocked Pikachu Face Not Included
A new Pew survey says Latino pessimism is hitting record levels, which is remarkable considering…