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Kidnapper Shocked to Learn Consequences Are Real, Files Motion From the “Actions Have Repercussions” Department
In one of the most predictable plot twists of all time, Thomas Boukamp—the Michigan man…
Texas Education Chief Meets With Turning Point USA, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong in Our Schools?
Texas Education Commissioner Mike Morath recently sat down with a Turning Point USA executive to…
Latinos Say Trump’s Second Term Made Everything Worse — Shocked Pikachu Face Not Included
A new Pew survey says Latino pessimism is hitting record levels, which is remarkable considering…
Trump Suddenly Loves Regulation—But Only When It Keeps His Friends in Charge of Your TV
In a remarkable plot twist that absolutely no one predicted (except everyone), President Trump has…
Texas Tech Looks at NIL Rulebook, Decides “Nah, We’re Good”
Texas Tech’s general counsel has advised the university to skip signing a new College Sports…
Texas Redistricting Drama: Carl Tepper Swears He Didn’t See Race, Just Pure, Old-Fashioned Partisan Greed
Texas is once again in its favorite kind of chaos: election chaos. The U.S. Supreme…
Tyson Shuts Down Beef Plant, Ranchers Blame Drought, Trump Blames Everyone, and Nebraska Just Blames Tyson
Tyson Foods is closing its massive beef plant in Lexington, Nebraska, a facility that employs…
Texas Tech Crime Wave: Bikes Gone, Scooters Gone, Students Drunk, and a 2017 Hazing Case Wanders In Like It Just Woke Up
Texas Tech Police had another banner week, which in Lubbock terms means: bikes disappeared at…
Man Commits Horrific Crime, But Don’t Worry—Lubbock Nabbed Him for the Real Offense: Driving on a Suspended License
Another day, another example of Lubbock’s signature blend of horror and incompetence. According to police,…