Ah, Frenship High School. Where the alumni just can’t seem to stay away, and the parking lot drama never truly dies. Meet 17-year-old Roland Hernandez, a former student who apparently missed the thrilling ambiance of third-period algebra so much he decided to make a triumphant return visit this week.
Only he didn’t come back to visit his favorite teachers or pick up his old yearbook. No, Hernandez decided the ultimate way to spend his Monday afternoon was loitering on campus property to show off a toy airsoft gun. According to Frenship ISD, the plastic piece looked “very realistic,” which was perfect for Hernandez’s apparent goal of acting like a backyard commando in front of teenagers who were just trying to survive the school day.
Unfortunately for our resident mastermind, his target audience wasn’t amused. A few unimpressed students decided they weren’t interested in his parking lot show-and-tell and promptly snitched. Frenship Police swooped in, cut the grand flex short, and escorted Hernandez away from the campus and straight into a sleek new cell at the Lubbock County Detention Center.
He is now facing very real charges of criminal trespassing and exhibition of a firearm, proving once and for all that adulthood is off to a roaring start. Frenship ISD was quick to blast out their favorite style of parental notification—the classic “everything is fine, we caught the idiot” letter—while showering the student informants and police with praise for their swift action.
If this is how Hernandez chooses to spend his free time as an alumnus, you really have to wonder: what exactly did he do for a school science project, build a fake potato clock bomb?
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