Ah, Tinseltown. A place where the floors are permanently adhesive, the popcorn costs more than a mid-sized sedan, and apparently, according to Bradley Scott Cotnoir, the men’s restroom is the perfect place for a bit of non-consensual “curiosity.” Because nothing complements a $15 matinee like a 34-year-old man lurking in the stalls.
Back in December 2025, while the rest of us were just trying to enjoy a movie without stepping on a discarded Milk Dud, Cotnoir was busy getting an up-close look at a victim’s genitals in the 82nd and University theater. When the police showed up to ask the standard “What on earth is wrong with you?” questions, Cotnoir didn’t just admit to it—he leaned into it. He told authorities he was simply “curious.” You know, like a scientist, but with way more potential for a sex offender registry.
But wait, it gets better. Our local explorer didn’t just stop at curiosity; he told Lubbock authorities he actually felt “brave” for peeping at the victim. Truly, move over, firefighters and war heroes—there’s a new kind of courage in the Hub City, and it involves hovering over a urinal partition at a Cinemark.
A Lubbock grand jury finally caught up with this profile in courage on Wednesday, officially indicting him for voyeurism. He’s already posted his $15,000 bond and is back out in the wild, presumably looking for his next “brave” adventure.
Who knew that “curiosity” was the only thing standing between a quiet bathroom break and a felony indictment in this dusty paradise?
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