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    Lubbock Crowned King of Boredom — Texas Edition (and Apparently America’s Too) News

    Lubbock Crowned King of Boredom — Texas Edition (and Apparently America’s Too)

    Congratulations, Lubbock! Not only are we dangerous, we’re also boring. According to a ranking no…
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    lubbock-sucksJune 4, 2014
    Congrats, Lubbock — We’re Officially Scarier Than Most of America News

    Congrats, Lubbock — We’re Officially Scarier Than Most of America

    Forbes decided to crush Lubbock’s civic pride by ranking us the sixth most dangerous city…
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    lubbock-sucksOctober 5, 2011
    Lubbock Debates the Obvious: Should Adults Be Allowed to Buy Beer in 2009? News

    Lubbock Debates the Obvious: Should Adults Be Allowed to Buy Beer in 2009?

    For decades, Lubbock was the biggest “dry” city in Texas, where picking up a six-pack…
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    lubbock-sucksMay 8, 2009
    Bob Knight: Great Coach, Terrible Neighbor in a Dove Field News

    Bob Knight: Great Coach, Terrible Neighbor in a Dove Field

    Two Lubbock residents say they got more than just front-row seats to Bob Knight’s hunting…
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    lubbock-sucksNovember 28, 2007
    Lubbock Arrests Chippendales Dancers for Being… Chippendales Dancers News

    Lubbock Arrests Chippendales Dancers for Being… Chippendales Dancers

    Lubbock cops shut down Jake’s Sports Café mid–Chippendales revue after dancers dared to—brace yourselves—move in…
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    lubbock-sucksFebruary 17, 2007
    Dixie Chicks Drag Lubbock, Lubbock Pretends to Be Shocked News

    Dixie Chicks Drag Lubbock, Lubbock Pretends to Be Shocked

    Before their album even dropped, the Dixie Chicks had Lubbock buzzing with a little tune…
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    lubbock-sucksMay 2, 2006
    Welcome to Lubbock: Arrested, Handcuffed, and Then Oops, Our Bad News

    Welcome to Lubbock: Arrested, Handcuffed, and Then Oops, Our Bad

    Hampton University women’s basketball coach Patricia Bibbs, her husband, and an assistant coach found themselves…
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    lubbock-sucksNovember 19, 1998
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