Education
Shallowater Band Director Moves Up from Local Creep to Federal Felon
Just when you thought Shallowater’s reputation for “family values” couldn’t get any more tarnished, Joseph Macaulay Gonzalez has managed to level up. Our favorite 27-year-old…
Texas Politicians Brave Enough to Fight a Scary 2% of the Population
Our fearless leaders in Austin have finally identified the greatest threat to the Lone Star…
Texas’ New Anti-Woke Police Are Taking Snitch Reports via the “Trust Me, Bro” Method
Welcome to the latest installment of “Texas Government: Making It Up As We Go.” Our…
Levelland ISD’s “Employee of the Month” Trades the Classroom for a 60-Year Residency in Federal Prison
Ah, Levelland. The crown jewel of the South Plains, where the horizon is flat, the…
Frenship ISD’s Latest Extracurricular: 5th Grade Teacher Traded the Classroom for a Jail Cell
Well, Lubbock, it’s time for our favorite local pastime: reading a press release from a…
Human Frogger: Quaker Avenue Edition
In today’s episode of “Lubbock Drivers vs. Basic Physics,” a middle schooler from McCool Academy…
Burned Cheerleaders Get the Cold Shoulder: LISD Escapes Lawsuit for ‘Brutal’ Track Torture
Remember back in late 2024 when an Evans Middle School coach decided the best way…
Shallowater Band Director Proves “Remind” App Is Great for Networking—And Felonies
Well, folks, pack up the tubas and cancel the halftime show, because Shallowater ISD has…
The “School Choice” Trap: Texas Invents a New Way to Screw Over Kids with Disabilities
Leave it to the geniuses in Austin to design a “freedom-based” school voucher program that’s…
Breaking: LISD Finally Protects Our Kids from the Dangers of Literacy
Welcome to the Hub City, where we’re so bored with the dust and the potholes…