LGBTQ
Praise the Lord and Pass the Tax Breaks: Lubbock Bribes Chick-fil-A with $3.5 Million for a Nugget Bunker
Lubbock has finally achieved its final form. We aren’t just a city that happily spends forty minutes idling in drive-thru lines for a chicken sandwich;…
Ken Paxton Finally Finds a Hobby: Managing Austin’s Middle School Bladders
Well, pack your bags and grab your hall passes, Lubbock. While our local infrastructure continues…
Our State Reps Finally Save Us from the Scourge of Sequins and Padded Bras
In a move that should make every red-blooded, dust-inhaling Lubbockite sleep easier tonight, the 5th…
Texas Comptroller Race: Because Who Needs an Accountant When You Can Have a Holy Warrior?
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever spent ten minutes in…
Lubbock Clerk Candidate Discovers “The Law” is Just a Suggestion if You’re Mad Enough
Ah, election season in the Hub City. That magical time of year when the wind…
Texas Teens Finally Get What They Need: More Political Indoctrination, Obviously
Gov. Greg Abbott has teamed up with Turning Point USA to make sure every Texas…
Abbott Wanted to Nuke Rainbow Crosswalks – Instead, He Accidentally Banned Buddy Holly
In a stunning act of political slapstick, Governor Greg Abbott’s crusade against rainbow crosswalks has…
Syllabus by Subtweet: Brian Harrison’s One-Man “Curriculum Review Board”
A Texas State student posted a mocking reenactment of Charlie Kirk’s assassination; Rep. Brian Harrison…
Texas Tech Tells Professors: Two Genders Only, Y’all
The Texas Tech University system just told its faculty to keep classroom discussions strictly male-or-female,…
Angelo State Tells Professors: “Don’t Say Trans”
Angelo State University just became the first public Texas university to ban professors from discussing…