The Brick Trailer Park: An Autopsy of the Hub City’s Soul
If you have ever driven down Slide Road at 5:15 PM, dodging a lifted Ford…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 9, 2026
Landlord Forgets to Pay the Bill, City Tries to Freeze Residents for ‘Legal Reasons’
In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one familiar with North Lubbock real estate,…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 5, 2026
Ice, Ice, Sprinkler: How Lubbock Turns a Cold Snap into a Contact Sport
Lubbock officials are begging—again—for residents to stop running sprinklers during freezing weather, because spraying water…
lubbock-sucksJanuary 21, 2026
Central Lubbock Declares War on Birds, Immediately Loses Ground
A Central Lubbock business owner has discovered that her biggest obstacle to running a salon…
lubbock-sucksJanuary 17, 2026
“Please Stop Dumping Dogs on County Roads,” Says County That Has Nowhere for Dogs to Go
Four dogs were found dead along a two-mile stretch of 151st Street in Lubbock County…
lubbock-sucksJanuary 1, 2026
Corley Accidentally Resigns While Running for Congress, Shocked to Learn Laws Still Exist
So Jason Corley — yes, that Jason Corley — apparently tried to soft-launch his congressional…
lubbock-sucksDecember 8, 2025
Lubbock Finally Remembers Native People Exist, Plans Powwow Like It’s 1491
In a rare moment of cultural self-awareness, Lubbock has discovered that Native people are, in…
lubbock-sucksNovember 18, 2025
Abbott Wanted to Nuke Rainbow Crosswalks – Instead, He Accidentally Banned Buddy Holly
In a stunning act of political slapstick, Governor Greg Abbott’s crusade against rainbow crosswalks has…
lubbock-sucksNovember 13, 2025
Jodey Arrington Quits Congress After “Fixing” America, Allegedly
West Texas Congressman and House Budget Committee Chair Jodey Arrington says he won’t seek re-election…
lubbock-sucksNovember 11, 2025
Lubbock ISD to Maybe, Possibly, Someday Close More Schools — But Gently This Time
Lubbock ISD swears it’s not closing more schools — at least not until fall 2026…
lubbock-sucksNovember 4, 2025