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A view down the historic red-brick paved Broadway street in downtown Lubbock, showing yellow lines and a left-turn arrow painted on the bumpy surface.
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Great News, Commuters: Broadway Is Getting Torn Up For Two Years (And It’s Already Over Budget!)

Lubbock has finally decided to solve our city’s most pressing crisis: having a street with…

May 21, 2026
Side-by-side mugshots of Lubbock Police Officer April Mora and Lubbock Firefighter Jonathan Forkner.
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Lubbock’s Finest Introduce Hot New Trend: Creative Birth Certificate Forgery

Leave it to the Hub City to turn a basic custody dispute into a high-stakes,…

May 20, 2026
Unfinished concrete bridge pillars for the US 87 and FM 41 overpass standing in a barren, dusty construction site south of Lubbock.
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TxDOT Finally Remembers That Concrete Lawn Ornament South of Town is Supposed to Be a Bridge

Welcome back to the graveyard of progress, Lubbock. After three years of staring at concrete…

May 8, 2026
Texas House Speaker Dustin Burrows and Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick speaking to reporters at a press conference in front of a red fire truck, wearing green awareness ribbons.
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Lubbock’s Own Dustin Burrows Leads the Brave Fight to Keep Texas Summer Camps Incommunicado and Hazardous

Remember last year’s catastrophic July 4 floods? The ones where 137 Texans tragically drowned, including…

May 6, 2026
Mark McBrayer, the Mayor of Lubbock, smiling with the radiant confidence of a man who knows most of his constituents forgot it was Election Day. He is wearing a patterned blazer and a tiny American flag pin, standing in front of some blurry trees that are likely the only green things left in town after the latest dust storm.
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Apathy Wins in a Landslide: Lubbock Re-Elects the Status Quo with the Support of Twelve People and a Golden Retriever

The “masses” have spoken, and by “masses,” I mean the approximately 9,533 people who realized…

May 3, 2026
A man walks past a 'Vote Here' sign at Lauro Cavazos Middle School in Lubbock, blissfully unaware that the Department of Homeland Security is currently obsessed with his paperwork.
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Lubbock Early Voting Hits 10-Year Low: Local Democracy Officially Less Popular Than a Dust Storm

Lubbock County just recorded its lowest early voting turnout for a May election since 2014.…

April 30, 2026
A headshot of Gary Boren, an older man with white hair wearing a suit and tie, smiling against a blue and yellow gradient background.
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City Hall Learns to Read: Gary Boren Sues His Way Onto the Ballot

Lubbock is currently embroiled in its favorite pastime: a legal slap-fight over things that should…

April 24, 2026
A desolate playground at Ernest Butler Park featuring a single lonely swing hanging from a metal arch over a field of woodchips.
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Ernest Butler Park: Lubbock’s Premier Destination for Tetanus and Loneliness

If you’ve ever wanted your child to experience the existential dread of being the only…

April 24, 2026
A man in a maroon shirt and baseball cap stands in front of a drilling rig under a clear Texas sky, symbolizing the state's desperate search for resources.
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Texas Water Board Asks for ‘Public Input’ on Our Impending $174 Billion Dust Bowl 2.0

The Texas Water Development Board (TWDB) just dropped the draft for its 2027 State Water…

April 19, 2026