Politics
Trump Suddenly Loves Regulation—But Only When It Keeps His Friends in Charge of Your TV
In a remarkable plot twist that absolutely no one predicted (except everyone), President Trump has…
Texas Redistricting Drama: Carl Tepper Swears He Didn’t See Race, Just Pure, Old-Fashioned Partisan Greed
Texas is once again in its favorite kind of chaos: election chaos. The U.S. Supreme…
Tyson Shuts Down Beef Plant, Ranchers Blame Drought, Trump Blames Everyone, and Nebraska Just Blames Tyson
Tyson Foods is closing its massive beef plant in Lexington, Nebraska, a facility that employs…
Lubbock Outlaws Chill Vibes, Local Business Owner Shocked to Learn Texas Still Hates Fun
Jennifer Garza, who runs CBD American Shaman in Lubbock, just found out that Congress and…
Texas Saves the Fetus, Loses the Mom: Another “Pro-Life” Triumph
Another day, another Texas woman dead because lawmakers decided they know more about pregnancy than…
China Buys Soybeans Again, and West Texas Farmers Pretend the Trade War They Voted For Didn’t Happen
After getting squeezed by a trade war that their own voting bloc helped create, West…
Texas Tech’s New Chancellor Promises “Common Sense,” Immediately Proceeds to Explain Why He Knows Best About Everything
Incoming Texas Tech University System Chancellor Brandon Creighton sat down with KCBD to assure everyone…
Abbott Wanted to Nuke Rainbow Crosswalks – Instead, He Accidentally Banned Buddy Holly
In a stunning act of political slapstick, Governor Greg Abbott’s crusade against rainbow crosswalks has…
Texas Gets Ready to Regulate Free Speech by Talking About How Much They Love Free Speech
In a move that absolutely no one will confuse with political theater, Texas lawmakers are…