Politics
Greg Abbott Rediscovers His Love of Federal Power—As Long As It’s Trump Holding the Flashlight
In a plot twist nobody asked for but everyone expected, Gov. Greg Abbott has gone…
Local Faith Leaders Declare Empathy “Toxic,” Prompting Jesus to Wonder If He Missed a Memo
According to Axios, a new theological turf war is raging within American Christianity, and the…
Texas Education Chief Meets With Turning Point USA, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong in Our Schools?
Texas Education Commissioner Mike Morath recently sat down with a Turning Point USA executive to…
Latinos Say Trump’s Second Term Made Everything Worse — Shocked Pikachu Face Not Included
A new Pew survey says Latino pessimism is hitting record levels, which is remarkable considering…
Trump Suddenly Loves Regulation—But Only When It Keeps His Friends in Charge of Your TV
In a remarkable plot twist that absolutely no one predicted (except everyone), President Trump has…
Texas Redistricting Drama: Carl Tepper Swears He Didn’t See Race, Just Pure, Old-Fashioned Partisan Greed
Texas is once again in its favorite kind of chaos: election chaos. The U.S. Supreme…
Tyson Shuts Down Beef Plant, Ranchers Blame Drought, Trump Blames Everyone, and Nebraska Just Blames Tyson
Tyson Foods is closing its massive beef plant in Lexington, Nebraska, a facility that employs…
Lubbock Outlaws Chill Vibes, Local Business Owner Shocked to Learn Texas Still Hates Fun
Jennifer Garza, who runs CBD American Shaman in Lubbock, just found out that Congress and…
Texas Saves the Fetus, Loses the Mom: Another “Pro-Life” Triumph
Another day, another Texas woman dead because lawmakers decided they know more about pregnancy than…