Politics
Abbott Promises to Abolish School Taxes — Because Math and Reality Are Just Suggestions
Greg Abbott’s latest campaign pitch is basically the political equivalent of promising free ice cream…
Texas Teens Finally Get What They Need: More Political Indoctrination, Obviously
Gov. Greg Abbott has teamed up with Turning Point USA to make sure every Texas…
Trump Promises Farmers $12 Billion… to Fix Problems Trump Created. Yee-haw!
In the latest episode of I Hate Socialism Except When I Need It, Trump proudly…
Corley Accidentally Resigns While Running for Congress, Shocked to Learn Laws Still Exist
So Jason Corley — yes, that Jason Corley — apparently tried to soft-launch his congressional…
Texas Tech’s New Curriculum Rules: “Academic Freedom” Now Available Only With Board Approval
The Texas Tech University System has decided it’s time to give “academic freedom” a makeover…
Greg Abbott Rediscovers His Love of Federal Power—As Long As It’s Trump Holding the Flashlight
In a plot twist nobody asked for but everyone expected, Gov. Greg Abbott has gone…
Local Faith Leaders Declare Empathy “Toxic,” Prompting Jesus to Wonder If He Missed a Memo
According to Axios, a new theological turf war is raging within American Christianity, and the…
Texas Education Chief Meets With Turning Point USA, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong in Our Schools?
Texas Education Commissioner Mike Morath recently sat down with a Turning Point USA executive to…
Latinos Say Trump’s Second Term Made Everything Worse — Shocked Pikachu Face Not Included
A new Pew survey says Latino pessimism is hitting record levels, which is remarkable considering…