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Lubbock ISD Refuses to Make Prayer Mandatory
In a shocking display of common sense that must have left local pearl-clutchers gasping for…
Lubbock Public Health to City: “Don’t Worry, It’s Just a Little Measles”
Good news, everyone! Lubbock’s Public Health department officially has “no concern” about community spread following…
Tech Regents Spend Five Hours Playing ‘I Spy’ With Real Estate Instead of Doing Their Jobs
Lubbock’s favorite higher-ed circus, the Texas Tech University System, just held its big Board of…
Sorry, Birds: The Lesser Prairie Chicken Is Now Just a Lesser Priority
In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has ever seen a “Drill, Baby,…
El Paso’s $1.2 Billion Death Trap is the New ‘Gold Standard’ for Texas Hospitality
Listen, I know we usually spend our time complaining about the soul-crushing dust storms and…
The ‘Who’s More MAGA’ Olympics: Choosing Between a Tractor, a Trump Selfie, and a Pardon
Welcome to the 19th Congressional District race, where the primary objective isn’t actually “governing,” but…
Tech’s New QB Learns That ‘Guns Up’ Doesn’t Apply to Paying Your Debts
Welcome to the modern era of college sports, where the playbook has been replaced by…
Our State Reps Finally Save Us from the Scourge of Sequins and Padded Bras
In a move that should make every red-blooded, dust-inhaling Lubbockite sleep easier tonight, the 5th…
Texas Comptroller Race: Because Who Needs an Accountant When You Can Have a Holy Warrior?
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever spent ten minutes in…