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Abernathy’s New Best Friends: Data Center Developers Promise Not to Suck the Town Dry (Literally)
In the latest installment of “Developers Say the Darndest Things,” Aligned Data Centers descended upon…
Lubbock Senior Discovers That “Aggravated Assault” Includes Death by Doritos
Welcome to another beautiful day in the Hub City, where the wind is always blowing,…
The “Zombie Movie” Prequel Nobody Asked For: Lubbock’s Floating Goose Buffet
According to local rock station FMX, Lubbock has spent the last few months auditioning for…
Lubbock ISD Refuses to Make Prayer Mandatory
In a shocking display of common sense that must have left local pearl-clutchers gasping for…
Lubbock Public Health to City: “Don’t Worry, It’s Just a Little Measles”
Good news, everyone! Lubbock’s Public Health department officially has “no concern” about community spread following…
Tech Regents Spend Five Hours Playing ‘I Spy’ With Real Estate Instead of Doing Their Jobs
Lubbock’s favorite higher-ed circus, the Texas Tech University System, just held its big Board of…
Sorry, Birds: The Lesser Prairie Chicken Is Now Just a Lesser Priority
In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has ever seen a “Drill, Baby,…
El Paso’s $1.2 Billion Death Trap is the New ‘Gold Standard’ for Texas Hospitality
Listen, I know we usually spend our time complaining about the soul-crushing dust storms and…
The ‘Who’s More MAGA’ Olympics: Choosing Between a Tractor, a Trump Selfie, and a Pardon
Welcome to the 19th Congressional District race, where the primary objective isn’t actually “governing,” but…