News
Groundbreaking Discovery: Dust is Bad for You, Actually
In a stunning turn of events that surely shocked exactly zero people who have ever…
Victory Lap Canceled: Measles Decides Lubbock is Too Cozy to Leave
Well, that was a fun three weeks of pretending we lived in the 21st century,…
Chancellor Creighton Discovers the Best Way to Lead Lubbock is From 300 Miles Away
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever spent a Tuesday in…
Texas Tech Achieves National Top 5 Status in ‘Most Likely to be Ignored by Their Own Bosses’
Well, break out the Dr. Thunder and some overpriced tapas, because Texas Tech is finally…
Local Teen Discovers the Magical Power of Emails (And Definitely Not the Fact That Crockett’s Campaign Fund is Running on Fumes)
In a heartwarming tale of small-town wide-eyed innocence, 15-year-old Brooklyn of Lubbock is convinced that…
Congrats, West Texas: We Finally Realized Infrastructure Actually Matters
Two years after the Smokehouse Creek Fire turned a million acres into a charcoal briquette,…
Drive 60 Miles or Die Trying: The West Texas Rural Healthcare Hunger Games
Well, pack your bags and grab a roadside burrito, because if you live in Floyd…
New Home ISD Rebrands “Inclusion” as a 60-Mile Daily Commute to Somewhere Else
New Home ISD has officially decided that its Special Education students are more like cargo…
Lubbock Logic: Why Dying for ‘Freedom’ is the Ultimate 806 Power Move
In a move that will surely shock the three people in this city who actually…