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Smell That? It’s the Scent of Economic Despair (and Significantly Less Manure)
In a blow to anyone who considers “industrial cow bathroom” a top-tier olfactory experience, Lubbock…
Rawls College of Business Adds “Fentanyl Distribution” to the Curriculum
Leave it to Lubbock to turn Breaking Bad into a boring faculty meeting. While most…
The LISD Friday Special: Bomb Threats, Ghost Gunmen, and the 2,000-Student Parking Lot Party
Happy Friday, Lubbock! While you were likely daydreaming about which Mexican food establishment would host…
Lubbock Clerk Candidate Discovers “The Law” is Just a Suggestion if You’re Mad Enough
Ah, election season in the Hub City. That magical time of year when the wind…
Texas ICE Facilities Achieve New Record in ‘Customer Exit Strategies’
In a stunning display of “everything’s bigger in Texas,” our state’s ICE detention facilities have…
AT&T Finally Realizes Nobody Has Actually Said Their Name Since 2006
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever tried to get a…
Dust, Fire, and Zero Water: Lubbock Completes the ‘Old Testament’ Bingo Card
In case you haven’t stepped outside and immediately had your retinas sandblasted, the U.S. Drought…
Texas GOP Proposes Genius Plan to Make Sure Even Fewer People Vote for Them
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has spent more than five minutes…
Local Man Discovers You Can’t Just “Happily Marry” a 10-Year-Old
Look, we all know the Lubbock area is about 20 years behind the rest of…