Crime
LPD Solves Crime Forever (Just in Time for the State Troopers to Take the Credit)
According to the Lubbock Police Department’s 2025 annual report, our fair city is officially becoming…
Hub City’s Newest Celebrity: Man Faces 20 Years for the Ultimate GTA Lubbock Speedrun
Keith Kalka, a 59-year-old who is currently sporting the most enthusiastic mugshot in the history…
Local “Hero” Mistakes Tinseltown Restroom for a Discovery Channel Special
Ah, Tinseltown. A place where the floors are permanently adhesive, the popcorn costs more than…
Manslaughter? More Like ‘Man-Slight-Inconvenience’ Until You Forget to Call Your PO
Lubbock: where the wind blows 40 mph, the water tastes like a swimming pool filter,…
The “Executive” Lifestyle: Avenue Q’s Finest Hospitality Ends in SWAT Semi-Finals
Lubbock’s Avenue Q remains the undisputed champion of “exactly what you expected to happen.” On…
Lubbock Love Language: Ramming, Shooting, and a Mid-Crime Power Nap
Welcome back to another episode of “Why We Can’t Have Nice Things in the 806.”…
Lubbock’s Latest Family Reunion Ends with a Self-Reported Murder Warrant
In a city where the most exciting thing to do on a Wednesday night is…
Permian Basin ‘Entrepreneurs’ Discover That Stolen Oil Still Comes With Free Federal Room and Board
In a city where the most exciting news is usually a new car wash opening…
Local GTA Enthusiast Trades 120 MPH Thrills for 15 Years of Federal Boredom
Welcome to Lubbock, where the wind blows at 50 mph and our criminals drive at…