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Crime

Mugshot of Kory Jolly with blurred police lights in the background.
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Lubbock Man’s Multi-State Road Trip Cut Short by an Entire Army of Law Enforcement

Ah, Lubbock. We really know how to export our finest talent. Take local resident Kory…

May 6, 2026
Mugshot of David Bowman with face tattoos, framed by a blurry background of the Lubbock County Detention Center entrance.
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Lubbock’s Best Designated Driver Hits a Pedestrian, Drives Home, and Bails Out

Leave it to the Hub City to turn a rare moment of actual responsibility into…

May 5, 2026
Lubbock Police Department badge illuminated against flashing blue and red patrol lights at night.
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The Frankford 500: Four Genius Minds Meet a Light Pole at 114th Street

Nothing says “Saturday night in the Hub City” like thinking you can outpace the law…

May 3, 2026
A close-up of a Girl Scout vest heavily decorated with colorful merit patches for camping, wildlife, and cookie volunteering.
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Local Thief Earns “Grand Theft Kayak” Merit Badge After Raiding Girl Scout Storage Unit

Patty Pruitt has spent 15 years teaching local girls how to tie knots and build…

May 3, 2026
Lubbock Police Department badge illuminated against flashing blue and red patrol lights at night.
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Lubbock: Providing High-Quality Firearms to Mexican Cartels One Unlocked F-150 at a Time

Chief Seth Herman has officially released the Lubbock Police Department’s 2025 annual report, and the…

May 1, 2026
Lubbock Police Department badge illuminated against flashing blue and red patrol lights at night.
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LPD Solves Crime Forever (Just in Time for the State Troopers to Take the Credit)

According to the Lubbock Police Department’s 2025 annual report, our fair city is officially becoming…

April 30, 2026
A mugshot of 59-year-old Keith Kalka, a bald man with a graying beard who is smiling broadly for the camera against a gray backdrop with height markers.
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Hub City’s Newest Celebrity: Man Faces 20 Years for the Ultimate GTA Lubbock Speedrun

Keith Kalka, a 59-year-old who is currently sporting the most enthusiastic mugshot in the history…

April 30, 2026
Mugshot of Bradley Scott Cotnoir with a blurred image of the Lubbock County Detention Center in the background.
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Local “Hero” Mistakes Tinseltown Restroom for a Discovery Channel Special

Ah, Tinseltown. A place where the floors are permanently adhesive, the popcorn costs more than…

April 30, 2026
Mugshot of Zachary Peterson, featuring a blonde mullet and a mustache, looking remarkably unbothered for someone who just fumbled the most generous probation deal in Lubbock history.
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Manslaughter? More Like ‘Man-Slight-Inconvenience’ Until You Forget to Call Your PO

Lubbock: where the wind blows 40 mph, the water tastes like a swimming pool filter,…

April 24, 2026