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Governor Greg Abbott speaking intensely into a microphone at a campaign event, surrounded by onlookers.
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Shocking Twist: Abbott Discovers ‘Regulation’ Isn’t a Dirty Word Now That AI Data Centers Are Set to Melt the Grid

Well, feather my nest and call me a prairie dog, because the unthinkable has happened.…

June 10, 2026
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Flesh-Eating Maggots Outsmart Texas Bureaucracy in Record Time

It takes a special kind of comedic timing to look completely foolish on a federal…

June 9, 2026
A view of Highway 84 East in rural West Texas, featuring a Phillips 66 gas station, local commercial signs for Dollar General and AutoZone, and an Ag Texas billboard under a vast sky.
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Driven to Destitution: We’re Swimming in Permian Basin Oil, So Why is Filling Up the Tank Costing Us a Kidney?

Welcome to West Texas, where a casual 90-mile daily commute is considered a “beautiful drive”…

June 6, 2026
A quiet view down Fifth Street in Alpine, Texas, showcasing the historic Granada Theatre sign, brick storefronts, and a few parked cars under a bright, clear blue sky.
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State Government Genius: Punishing Small Towns for Being Too Broke to Prove They’re Broke

Leave it to our brilliant lawmakers in Austin to cook up a bureaucratic paradox straight…

June 5, 2026
A green and yellow John Deere tractor equipped with a multi-row seed planter attachment parked in a dry, dusty agricultural field under a clear blue sky in West Texas.
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Slaton Farmer Confidently Gambles Entire Livelihood on Lubbock Weather and Middle East Stability

It’s that magical time of year in the Hub City metroplex where local cotton farmers…

June 2, 2026
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Lubbock Appraisal District Discovers Ultimate Life Hack: Just Ignore the Evidence and Give Everyone a Discount

Local tax protest guru Gary Adrian, founder of Ace of Texas, is absolutely throwing a…

May 29, 2026
Texas Governor Greg Abbott speaking into a microphone at a press conference table alongside other officials.
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Ted Cruz and Greg Abbott Team Up to Micromanage the Only Two Things Texas Cares About: Football and Affordable Cover-ups

Just when you thought life in Lubbock couldn’t get any more thrilling than watching tumbleweeds…

May 29, 2026
A man in a black shirt gestures toward white Schneider Electric server enclosures while giving a presentation to a group of onlookers inside a data center corridor.
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Welcome to the Future: Downtown Lubbock Now Has an AI Data Center That Powers Like a McDonald’s and Exists in a Land-Lease Twilight Zone

Big news, tech bros! We are officially a “tier-two or tier-three” underserved community, which means…

May 29, 2026
A row of industrial solar panels sitting in a dry, barren West Texas field behind blue energy corporation tape.
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Don’t Blame Solar: Texas Tech’s New Gas-Guzzling AI Overlord is the Real Nightmare

The local media loves a good, safe distraction. Recently, our local news channels have been…

May 26, 2026