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98% Pure, 100% Busted: Lubbock Bandidos Grandpa “Hot Tub” Pleads Guilty
Well, look who finally decided to stop fighting the law. Steven Glenn Ryals, the 72-year-old…
Lamb County: The Ultimate Hiding Spot for Lubbock’s Most Pathetic Criminals
Meet 37-year-old Pedro Ortiz, a man who apparently thought he formulated the perfect criminal master…
Texas GOP Achieves Ultimate ‘Unity’ By Telling Muslim Conservatives to Get Out of the Country
The 2026 Texas State Republican Convention just wrapped up in Houston under the inspiring, totally-not-ironic…
Yoakum County Reminder: Stop Signs and Seatbelts Are Apparently Just Polite Suggestions
Another day, another catastrophic reminder that West Texas drivers treat basic traffic laws like software…
Pissing Away Unity: Texas GOP Welcomes a Urinating Elephant and Boos Lubbock’s Own Dustin Burrows
Governor Greg Abbott wrapped up his convention speech in Houston by promising to “demolish” the…
Four Men, Zero Pools, and an AI Scare: The District 4 Race to Replace Brayden Rose
Now that Councilman Brayden Rose has officially checked out, District 4 voters are being treated…
FM 1585 Claims More Victims Because Who Needs Safe Infrastructure When We Have Another Car Wash To Build?
Welcome back to another edition of “Surviving the Lubbock Asphalt Lottery.” On Thursday morning, the…
Irony Wins Again: Shallowater Forced to Boil Tap Water After Contractor Plays Whack-A-Mole with Main Line
Just when you thought living on the Hub City’s perimeter couldn’t get any more glamorous,…
Hub City Grand Theft Auto: Lubbock Drivers Up the Ante with Two Police Chases in One Week
Because navigating regular construction zones and dodging red-light runners isn’t thrilling enough for Hub City…